Escape From Planet Muffins

"Are you sure she's not dead?'

"Yeah, see? She's still breathing."

"But she was out for twelve hours now."

"But she's still alive."

"I never seen her here before."

"She might be new."

"Then why the fuck is she sleeping in the middle of the road!!!!"

I woke up after I heard the pony say I was in the middle of the road. I wish I stayed in longer.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I was screaming my head off. The looks of those ponies made me shit my pants. If ponies wear pants that is. I have to get out here. I tried to fly away but I couldn't. The explosion damaged my wing real badly. I have no choice. I ran as fast as I could. I didn't dare look behind me. I have trouble thinking straight and running at the same time. In fact, I can't run that fast at all. I still tried to interpret what just happened.

So, the last thing I remember was blowing up Twilight's library. Next thing I know is that I wake up with a bunch of ponies that look just like me! Yeah, you heard me. They all look just like me!!! Did I bump my head too hard? I hope I'm just dreaming. I wanna go back-

CRASH!!!

Damn it! I tripped over a branch. I could hear them coming. I couldn't get back up though. My ankle hurts really bad. I think I broke it. Their hoofsteps were getting louder. I still couldn't move. Then they found me.

"Please don't hurt me!" I pleaded as I tried to inch away. I didn't make it very far though. It's pretty creepy having a walking talking mirror of yourself. "Where am I? Why do you all look like me? Can you tell me how to get to Ponyvill?" They all looked at me like I was crazy. Which I'm pretty much am.

"What's your name kid?" One of them asked.

"Um, Derpy Hooves," I replied.

"No, your real name." I stared at her. How does she know my real name is not Derpy? Do we know each other? How does she know what's not my name and still doesn't  know my real name? If she doesn't know my name, then how can she say that Derpy isn't my name?Ugh! I'm starting to think like a Doctor. Maybe I am crazy, or having one of Equestria's weirdest dreams. OH SWEET CELESTIA! What if i'm not crazy and those... those things are really there. Maybe the explosion-

"I said What's your real name kid. I haven't got all day you know."

"Ditzy Doo," I said.

"No I mean your REAL name!" She looked pissed off.

"Well I'm sorry if you don't like that name but that's the full truth." I still don't think they believe me, or even why they don't believe me. I just want to go home. "Look, just tell me the quickest way to Ponyvill and I'll be on my way."

And that's when they said it.

"Ponyvill is just an old pony's tale," one of them said. My eyes widen. I looked around. As a mail pony, I was surprise I never been hear before. I might be out of Equestria. Like somewhere else. I could be in the future, but then they should have at least some info on Ponyvill.

"What about Equestria?" I asked.

And that's when they said it again.

"Equestria has fallen 1000 years ago." I guess I am in the future.

"What happened?" They looked at me funny again but still didn't answer.

"Um, how old are you, kid?" I didn't see how that matters but I still answered.

"I'm 21 years old. Now you answer my question. Why did Equestria-"

BOINK!!

Something landed on my head. I shook it off and looked at it.

It was a muffin.

It's raining muffins. "M-m-muffins falling f-from the s-s-sky?" It was a strong number three for most wonderful things I ever seen. I looked at the other me's. They didn't look at the amazing weather, but they looked more at me. They had a exited look on their face. I tried to listen to what they were saying.

"Her name really is Ditzy."

"I can't believe it."

"Do you think she can do it?"

"She has to."

"But what if she can't?"

"She will."

"Do what exactly?" I asked. They all acted as if I was the most important pony in all of Eques- whatever country I'm in, and I am.

"Derpy, we need to show you something." I followed them to wherever they wanted me to go. It was still raining muffins. The scenery was  beautiful. It was beyond words. Now that I calmed down a bit, I could tell the difference between all the me's. One was a unicorn, one was an earth pony, and another was a colt version of me. He was a pegasus. They also wore their hair differently. we made it into town after a while. There was a lot more me's walking downtown.

"Where are we going?" I asked

"Princess Celestia's castle," the colt me said. I think this is an alternate universe were all the ponies look like me. We finally made it to Princess Celestia's castle after a while. It looked just like I imagined it would be.. or at least how it looked like on TV. The inside was even more beautiful. If that's even possible. The earth pony me knocked on the door.

"Enter," Princess Celestia said. She looked like an alicorn me.

"We found Ditzy your highness," the unicorn me said. Celestia stopped what she was doing and walked over to me.

"Can someone tell me whats going on?" I asked. Princess Celestia explained.

"Since the first ponies settled on Equestria, we were working on ways to keep Humans from discovering us. Only few knew what a human is because we were pretty successful in letting no other pony know. One day made it's way into Canterlot. Unfortunately, that Human was a hunter. 78 Ponies died that day, and that was only the beginning. We went into war. It went on for 64 years. It came to the point where we had to run away, and that's when we found this place. Eating the food made us Immortal, but there was some downsides. we couldn't repopulate and we found that a star is going to go supernova soon. Like thirteen years soon. We can't explain why we look like you. We think it's because you have to save us."

"Wait, what makes you think I can keep the star from exploding?"

"Internet." I couldn't believe it. Celestia put a hoof on my shoulder. "Derpy, There was a prophecy. It said that you are the only one that can do this."