Twilight Sparkle
Vs
Doctor Whooves
Actually I'd prefer, The Doctor
Didn't do your research and got failed by the proctor,
I am a Time Lord, the last of my race
Now watch as I put this small heroine in her place.
In her group shes supposedly the brains
But her ideas end in more wrecks than trains
So guess what Twi, this is what you can do,
Run home to Canterlot and maybe pity will get Celestia to finally fuck you
Oh? you think thats what I want?
Your one to talk you weird little runt
I think of the Princess as nothing more than a teacher
But your the one taking lessons from a mormon preacher
You have had tons of women while the others were alive,
and now you even have Ditsy and Derpy at the same time,
Im hoof chosen, the princesses prize student
Your the only 'Time Lord' left so there is no choice but the impudent
You want to face me? Go ahead and try,
get ready for a new form because your about to die
Ill admit, your lyrics were good,
but you beating me? theres no way you could
I have beaten daleks, cyberponies,
and fallen pegasus
Youve beaten a shadow, a bug, and and a glorified platypus
I dont even need a a sonic screwdriver to beat you