Noble Heroes

Yap was standing in front of a cottage that looked like the one he used saw as a child, except there was a lot more trees and animals. Z and Zip sent him towards here to scout it out to see if there was any enemies. He didn't buy that, but, he wasn't going to enrage an Sangheili. Especially a female one.

"Stupid females with their stupid alliances, and their stupid teaming up against males. Me no think that's fair." Yap muttered, then he turned his COMMs on. "Zara, Zip, are you two there?"

Z growled, and looked at Yap. "You fucking idiot, you use my code name. And yes, we're still here. You barely got twenty meters, and you're already scared, I think Zip was right."

"Why you! When me get my hands on you, me going to-!" Z turned off her COMMs, waited a few seconds, then turned them back on to hear Yap still. "And then me going to shove your Energy sword up your as-!" She turned it off, waited a few more seconds, again, and turned it back on. "Me think that going to teach you lesson."

"Wow, that was a bit...descriptive for me taste." Zip said, staring at Yap with wide eyes. Z then realized that Zip had her COMMs on the entire time.

"No matter. Yap, don't turn on your COMMs unless you need help!" Z said, turning her COMMs off, Zip doing the same. "How long do you think he'll last there?" Z asked in Sangheilian.

"I don't know. He could be dead in a few minutes or a few hours, depending who he pisses off first." Zip said, shrugging. If she spoke English, she sounded like a primitive little human child, same with Yap. But, if they spoke in their native tongue, they spoke perfectly.

"I hope Zara's mate won't be pissed at me for saying all of that. Well, I actually piss Sangheili off daily, why the Hell do I care in the first place?" Yap said as he knocked on the door. "I hope whoever lives here is not female."

The door opened to show a pony like creature, stood as tall as a normal human, but, it had light yellow fur, and wings. It looked like a mix between the Equine like animals from Earth and a Human. It looked around, until Yap cleared his throat, making her glance down.

"Hi." Yap said, earning a scared 'Eep' from the hybrid, and a shut door. "Was it something I said?" Yap asked himself, knowing that the pony like creature wouldn't understand him.

Suddenly, the door opened a crack as Fluttershy would stare at the creature, and whisper a reply. "Please don't eat me."

"Eat you. Me no want to eat furry giant like you. Me like to eat food with straw, not without my mask." Yap said, a little annoyed that the Gods let him down this time, but he knew they would let him up next time.

"Well, I don't think that you're dangerous." Fluttershy said, making the Grunt growl.

"Me plenty dangerous. Me just small so others look past it." Yap said, then, he would look towards Z and Zip's location. "Hey, guys-err-girls, it's alright. She's a friendly!" Yap said, waving to indicate it was alright.

Fluttershy looked at Yap, confused. Why was he speaking like a foal? And why did he speak in a weird language? Suddenly, another creature appeared, it almost looked the same, and it ran over to Yap.

"Her name is Fluttershy. She's a hybrid, who some stupid shit like that, but I'm not going to say that. Anyway, she's friendly, a bit shy though." Yap said, only to earn a smack from Zip.

"Dumbass! You do not let others know of our location unless we know they're friendly!" She said, growling.

Yap rubbed the spot where she hit him, and winced. "Me think that you'd rather stay in the bushes with Z." Yap said, then Zip raised another hand, making him yelp in fear, and hide behind Fluttershy.

"Don't smack him!" Another female voice said, showing an Elite that looked like Raptor, but with different armor. If she knew what it was, Fluttershy would've said it was Ultra armor. "You have to hit him in the temple for a quick knock out. Other than that, he's going to flee."

Zip nodded, then started to walk towards Yap, causing him to tremble in fear. Once she got too close, he started to sprint, surprisingly fast for such a short creature.

"Feet don't fail me now!" Yap screeched, then ran towards Z, and hugged her leg, hoping to the Gods he would be safe. This time though, the Gods answered his prayers.

"Excuse me, but who are you two?" Fluttershy asked, looking between the two females.

Zip stopped trying to pummel Yap, and looked at Fluttershy.

Z would then lift Yap off of her right leg, and set him gently on the ground. "I am Zara, but you may call me Z."

"My name's Zip Gap, Zip for short. Me think that you already know big dummy over here." Zip said, looking at Yap, who growled.

"Me not dumb. Me just not super smart, just like you." Yap said, smiling since he knew he won.

"Oh yeah, me think that Z will want to turn you into mushy food to feed to Kig Yar."

"Don't drag me into this." Z said, going to Fluttershy. "Perhaps we should go inside. Those two will be done in a few minutes, maybe two hours at the most."

Fluttershy only nodded, both tall creatures going into the Cottage.

"Oh yeah, me think that ugly Jackal thinks you ugly too!" Yap said, but before Zip could say anything, Yap poked her. "You getting a little fat too. Me think that you turn to be as fat as Brute, maybe uglier too."

Zip gasped, then growled. "Take that back."

"Nope." Yap said, before he started to run again, laughing like a maniac.

"Get back here you little asshole!" Zip said, chasing him.

Yap suddenly went into the bushes. Zip almost went in, but then Yap came back out, sprinting faster, screaming about a monster. Zip could see tears streaming out of his eyes comically as he ran, making her feel bad for him. He suddenly stopped, and looked at Zip, with fear in his eyes.

Zip followed his gaze, only to look at a pack of the wooden wolves. Five pairs of eyes would stare at them, but turn away, but, they didn't notice a smaller pair of eyes running towards them. Suddenly, it ran past Zip, and tackled onto Yap. Yap squealed, but it wasn't from fear, it was from joy.

"I will hug you, and love you, and pet you, and call you George." Yap said, hugging the little Timberwolf in his arms, causing it to lick him, making the grunt giggle.

Zara came out, Energy Sword in hand, but when she saw Yap with the puppy of a wooden wolf, she deactivated her sword, and put it away. "That's something you don't see everyday."

Fluttershy giggled, seeing Zip run up and pet the new puppy, making the larger grunt giggle.

"So, when do we meet with this 'Raptor'?" Z asked, looking at Fluttershy.

"You'll see him tomorrow. I'm sure he'll be glad to see one of his own kind." Fluttershy said, smiling.