Noble Heroes

"Yap, how many times have me told you, not to act like that around people?" Zip half screamed, half growled.

"Aww, quit your bitchin'." Yap said, then he thought for a moment. "Quit your bitchin' literally." Yap said, in their language though, causing Zip to growl back.

The three aliens walked on the road of Ponyville, ignoring the strange glances, but no one bothered them. Few actually went up and talked to them, but Zara preferred it like that. Zara stopped and sniffed the air a few times, smelling the stench of...Human?

"Z, was is it?" Yap asked, trying to stop his and Zip's argument.

"That stench...I've smelt it before." Z said, but, she kept on walking towards the Farm. Fluttershy had been nice enough to give Yap the map, since he usually is the one who has to stand there while others read the map.

"Me think it's that way." Yap said in English, and started to head towards the wrong direction. Z picked him up, then turned him around, and pointed towards the Barn.

"I think it's that way." A voice said behind them, making Z turn her Energy Sword on, and swing it towards the voice, letting go of Yap while doing so. Another Energy Sword blocked hers as a Zealot wearing white armor, like the female Ultra in front of him, was standing there. "Zara, nice to see you're still up and kicking." Raptor said, smiling, turning off his Energy Sword.

Zara turned her Energy Sword off, and bowed her head. "Hello, Sir."

"No need for formalities here." Raptor said, then he glanced down at the two Grunts.

Zip was on top of Yap, smacking him. "You *SMACK* are *SMACK* a *SMACK* re- *SMACK* tard!"

"Help me!" Yap said, but Raptor picked Yap up, and looked at him. "Oh, hi Raptor. Me think that you happy to see us."

"Hello Yap, it is good to see an old friend. I hope Zip hasn't been hitting you too hard, right?" Raptor said, looking at the female Grunt.

"Give me back punching bag!" Zip said, jumping up and down in the same place, trying to grab Yap.

Yap squealed in fright, and got out of Raptor's grasp, and held onto the Sangheili's chest plate, out of reach of Zip.

Meanwhile, in the Library.

"So, what will I wear for this date?" Spike asked himself, looking through his closet, then, he smiled when he remembered one important thing. "Wait a second! I don't wear clothes!"

"So, who are you dating?" Six asked, drinking some Iced Tea through his helmet's filters. Before Spike could say anything. "Wait, I get one guess. It's Fluttershy."

Spike stood there, speechless.

"Am I right?" Six asked, looking at Spike, who only nodded. "I'm not surprised."

"Why aren't you surprised?" Spike asked, looking at the mirror, checking if there was any gems in his teeth.

"For one thing, you both are nice. Second off, she seems to like you, and blush whenever you look at her, indicating that she likes you. Third, the girls always look at you, blushing when you flirt and all that shit. Fourth, you are one handsom bastard, and you know that. And last, but not least, bitches be trippin' when you flirt." Six said, then, he looked at Spike. "Any more questions?" Before Spike could ask another, Six spoke. "No? Good. You need to go. Girls don't like it when you're late."

Six pointed to the clock, and Spike followed his gaze. Six then watched Spike walk towards the door. "Wait, Spike, I have to tell you something." Spike would stop, and turn towards Six, as the SPARTAN was saluting. "God speed, you fancy bastard."

Spike saluted back, and ran out, heading towards Fluttershy's house.

"Wonder what Raptor's doing." Six said, sipping his tea. "Probably not something that's boring as Hell."

Meanwhile, at where the aliens are.

"Run away!" Yap screamed as a pink mare started chasing him, causing him to be more frightened. Tears streamed through his eyes, thinking he was going to die. "Help Raptor!"

Raptor quickly whistled, gaining Pinkie's attention. "Listen, if you want to properly scare a Grunt, you have to do it like me." Raptor then walked up to Zip, and breathed in. Zip looked at him, a bit confused at what he was doing. Raptor then let out a primal roar, scaring the living daylights out of Zip, causing her to faint instantly.

"Oh, so that's how it's done." Pinkie said, then he tackled Yap to the ground, hugging him. "You're just a cute little alien, aren't you? You're totally harmless."

"Hey, quit hugging me. Me plenty dangerous, just ask Z over there."

"Don't drag me into this, again." Zara said, watching with mirth.

"Aw, don't get your panties in a knot, I'll help you." Raptor said, walking towards Yap, when a puppy came out, it looked like a Timberwolf, and ran towards Yap, licking, causing the small grunt to giggle.

"George! Stop licking me, and help!" Yap said, but the puppy only started to whimper. "Fine, you can lick me." It then squealed in happiness and started licking the grunt again.

"Friend of yours?" Raptor asked Yap.

"He my pet. Me think me love him when he ran to me and not Zip."

"Explains the angry Timberwolves behind you." Raptor said, pulling out his Energy Sword, Z doing the same.

"Me think you crazy Raptor." Yap said, hugging George.

Pinkie Pinkie's Sense started going crazy, then she looked up to see a pack of Timberwolves, growling at Yap, which she was holding. "Oh hai." Pinkie said, smiling. Raptor quickly tackled them out of the way, and Zara roared at Zip, making her wake up from the large noise.

Zip looked at the Timberwolves, then grabbed her Plasma Pistol, aiming it towards the pack.

Z readied her sword, same with Raptor, and Yap was hugging the Timber puppy.

"Me think that we should run." Yap said to the puppy, as they started to back away.

The Alpha saw this, and snarled, running towards Yap. Yap yelped in fear, and Raptor ran towards Yap, and swiped towards the Alpha Timberwolf.