Reborn.

Warm. Is the only way to describe where I was right now. heck I don't even know where I am. I don’t even remember anything before this. I looked around, reddish warm liquid. I was surrounded by it. no idea why, it could be heaven but then again its probably hell. if it is hell then i'm impressed. torturing damned souls with boredom for an eternity. Wow. so hardcore. Suddenly I felt myself being pulled.

“Its a Pegasus colt!”

Pegasus? da fuq? and what does he mean colt? and why can't I feel my hands?

I opened my eyes. Dear god the light is blinding!!! I could barely make out a shape of a body. I felt myself being held in arms....furry arms.

“Oh honey isn't he beautiful.” A female voice said.

“Oh wow, look at him! he’ll be a fine stallion one day! just....wow...” I heard a male voice say. what the hell’s up with these people? what's happening anyways.....oh my god.....i'm being reborn.... that explains the red liquid! oh shit, shit!, shit!, shit!, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

I involuntarily started crying.

“Oh he’s crying...” The female voice said, which i expected was my mother.

“He’s just crying. baby’s cry. oh i can't wait to take him home!” The male voice said which i, again, expected to be my father. I felt myself being lifted up and i could hear the clopping of...hooves? on the tile floor. I heard a door open and i felt myself be placed in a bed of some sort.

‘A bed? eh, what the heck. i am tired anyways...’

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Dear Diary

Log Entry 1:

It’s been fifteen years now. life for me has been pretty good surprisingly. I’m living in canterlot with my parents, it’s funny, they decided to name me Marcus, after my name on earth. Sure, i get made fun of because my names is weird but hey, it’s better than ‘Steel Wing’ or ‘Valiant Brave’ or some dumb crap like that.  But anyways i don’t have any siblings, and i thank celestia i don’t. it’s too much work being a older brother. As far as relationships. none. And don’t be all like ‘Loser, you're gonna be a virgin for the rest of your life.’ I just haven’t TRIED....yet. well anyways bye....

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‘well....that was an awkward first entry....’ I thought as I closed the journal. I looked around my pretty normal room. Some posters here and there and some *ahem* books under my mattress if you know what i mean. nothings really happened since the first day or when i was reborn. i've just lived a pretty normal life in somewhat normal family. depends on what your definition of normal is. I sighed and sat up. i walked over to the mirror i examined myself. I have a Black mane with red highlighting and a dark red coat. If i weren't so nerdy i would being bucked here and there. I sighed and walked over to my bed and plopped myself down on it.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

I groaned as i sat up and walked over to my door and opened it, only to be thrown back by the force of an excited mother. The door slammed into my face making me real back in pain. i fell to the floor holding my face while making muffled curses.

“SONAFABICFF!!!!” I screamed as i rolled around on the floor in pain.

“Oh honey! i didn't see you there!” my mom grabbed me up in her hooves. as i recovered from the pain of being hit in the face by a door, i didn't notice my mom hugging me and crying.

“Mom? why are you crying?” I asked. she looked at me and wiped away a tear.

“You're all grown up. I just....i'm gonna miss you so much!” She hugged me with the force of a titan and i felt like a helpless puppy being eaten alive by a hobo.

“mom.....can't.....breath.....” I gasped as i felt my rib cage about to break from the amount of pressure being pushed down on it.

“Oh sorry.” she let go of me and i took a deep breath of air. After i regained my composure is when i noticed a my mom holding a suit.

‘Oh no...’

“mom.....why do you have a suit?”

“Well....I was thinking....” She said.

‘Please don't be what i think it is.’

“that we could....” I was sweating at this point.

“go on a night on the town! mother and son!” she smiled.

'Oh shit'