Chapters The saftey word is 'muffin'
Derpy's senses slowly returned to her as she pulled her mind out of a groggy, drug induced sleep. She was in a dark rook and couldn't move. A horrid smell permeated the air.The last thing she remembered was eating some muffins that Pinky Pie had made for her. Well, actually she had eaten quite a few of them.
"You're awake already? Wow! I haven't even had time to really get ready. Oh well, I guess we can just wing it. It'll be fun!" Pinky Pie stepped out from the shadows, her normally poofy hair hanging down flatly and limp over half of her face. A crazed smile stretched across her jaw.
The grey pegasus looked back at her with crossed eyes "Oh, hi Pinky! Are we gonna play a game!?" She said sounding genuinely exited.
"Yes! well I guess its a game maybe more like a role play I don't know.Oh but its going to be a lot of fun." She open a drawer and pulled out a few tools, a scalpel, a large butcher knife, a hacksaw....
Derpy smiled "Oh boy! I like games."
Pinky took the scalpel and turned to Derpy "Well your gonna Looove this one!" The pink earth pony ran her hoof down Derpys chest and belly, making the grey mail mare giggle.
"So Pinky Pie. How do we play?" Her Derped eyes grazing around randomly
Pinky smiled "Well this game can get just an intsy bit messy, and we don't want to get blood all over your cutie mark." The pink pony clicked on the light revealing a grizzly scene. Pools of blood, skulls and bones with chunks of rotting flesh still clinging to them. The remains of Pinky's past victims slowly being eaten away by ants and bacteria.
Derpy nodded "Oh you're right Pinky this DOES look like a messy game. Do you thi-" She stopped talking when the pink earth pony stabbed the small, razor sharp blade into her flank. Slowly silent tears leaked down from her yellow eyes.
Pinky Pie, as she had done so many times before, began to slice though the skin around the cutie mark. She reached for her falay knife but something seemed...off. There was something missing. She looked up at the grey pegasus and wondered *Why isn't she screeming?*
Derpy's head was hanging down and a single tear fell onto the cold stone floor. She looked up at Pinky, Her normally derped eyes staring intently into her tormentor's "Pinky? Why?...Why did you stop?" An uncharacteristic dark smile formed over her blank expression "More, please. I really like this game, but its so hard to find other ponies to play with. Please play with me some more."
Using the falay knife Pinky peeled the bubble cutie mark off of Derpy who was panting deeply. She tossed a hoof full of salt at the wound to prevent infection from killing her victim too soon.
"More more!" begged the grey pony.
Pinky, now slightly annoyed, withdrew a glowing red nail from the basement furnace. She steadied the nail, as per usual, at her victims hoof.
"NO!" Derpy snapped. "My hind legs...more nerves, more blood vessels."
Pinky's eyes twitched but she obeyed, hammering a nail into each of Derpy's thighs, causing the restrained pony to hiss in pleasure. She latched the jumper cables onto the thick, dull nails, just as she had done to Rainbow Dash and so many others. Holding the switch she looked at her captive who was smiling with glee.
"Do it!" She begged
The evil pink pony cranked the voltage up to high and thew the switch, lighting up Derpy like a Christmas tree. "AAAAHHHHHHH..."She growled "YES! OH SWEET LUNA YEEEESSS!! IT HURTS SOOOOO GOOD!" after several seconds Pinky shut off the power and the grey pegasus hung limp.
"Oh is it over already?" She took her syringe, filled with the same powerful stimulant she had used on Rainbow Dash to keep her awake, but as she was about to use it on Derpy, the grey pony suddenly woke up.
"No, don't use that." She panted "I don't...I don't need it." She wriggled her haunch as best she could against her restraints. She was now visibly...wet. The juices of her excitement dripping onto the floor making a puddle the mixed with her own spilled blood. "Just...keep going" She pleaded.
Pinky Pie laughed "Your the most fun I've ever had! Most ponies would have fainted or thrown up by now." The earth pony licked up a tongue full of the mail mare's juices. "And I can tell YOUR having fun, too." She took a large steak knife. "Its too bad that I have a very big order of cupcakes placed for tomorrow...and I simply can't make them all without more of my secret ingredient." She lifted her hoof to cut Derpy open but stopped just short. When would she get a chance to have this much fun again!? She plunged the knife in Derpy's shoulder instead.
Tears well up in the grey pony's derpped eyes, but not of pain or sorrow...no. These were tears of pure happiness. "I love you, Pinky." She cooed
The pink pony was getting exited herself now, and pressed her body against Derpy's. Both mares haunches pressed tightly together, a sticky, glistening mess. Derpy reached her head forward to meet Pinky in a deep, long kiss. The was the last thing Pinky Pie remembered before falling asleep.
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Pinky awoke with a shock to find that...somehow...SHE was now bolted to the upright slab. She could still see tufts of Derpy's grey fur stuck in the iron cuffs. What the hell was going on!?
Derpy trotted down the stairs, into the cellar with her mail bag strapped on her back.
"Derpy!? What the...h-how did you!?" She watched Derpy set her bag down.
"Don't worry, Pinky. I didn't tell anyone, honest. I just went home to get some of my toys!" Derpy took the 'toys' out of her bag one by one: A cat o'nine tails whip, a cattle prod, a..branding iron!? and finally a ball gag and thin metal shock collar. "I was having so much fun last night...and I thought it would be selfish of me to hog all the fun for myself, so I decided YOU should have some fun too!"
"Derpy, you get me down from here this INSTANT!" Her chest heaving up and down out of both anger and fear.
The grey pegasus shoved her branding iron in Pinky's furnace amongst all her dull nails. Derpy turned to her, ignoring the pink mare's demands "The safety word is 'muffin'." she said before readying the branding iron. A mischievous, evil look glazed over the mail mares normally blank expression.
Pinky Pie wailed in pain as the glowing red iron pressed into her belly, the smell of her own burning flesh and an unbearable, overwhelming pain flooding her senses...
The searing pain endured for several moments before the smoldering hot iron was removed from her pink belly. The earth pony's hooves were sore from pulling against the metal straps holding her down. As horrible as the situation was she simply had to admire her own handy work. She had designed it to hold ponies down and KEEP them down. It seemed to preform that function rather well.......SO HOW THE HELL DID DERPY GET OUT!?!?
Her grey colored tormentor smiled at her from behind derped eyes. "Whats the matter, Pinkey? You seemed stressed. Aren't you having fun?" Derpy ran a hoof through her hair and down her face.
On instinct Pinky turned her head and clamped down on Derpy's hoof with her teeth. Derpy was hissing in pleasure even as she bit harder and harder, even drawing blood! * Bucking Celestia! Shes actually enjoying it!!* The taste of Derpy's blood filled her mouth. Such sweet blood, the ditsy pegasus would certainly have made a delectable batch of cupcakes.
Finally Derpy pulled her hoof free after shocking her new found victim with the cattle prod she brought. "Heh heh wow, you like to play rough, don't you? Ok, I understand." The grey pony picked up her Cat-o nine tails whip. A short leather whip with nine thin lengths of leather each length having a small copper hook at the end. "I was hoping to go a little slower, heh but I can see your in a hurry!" She tightened her grip Well, here goes.....OH wait!"
She pointed to the ball gag "Dinky dear, Could you lend me a hoof and strap the gag to pink so she doesn't shatter her teeth when mommy hits her?"
"Sure thing, mommy" A small, light purple filly unicorn stepped out from the shadows. Using a weak glow of pale purple magic she lifted the ball to Pinky's face and strapped it onto her. Wow you must be brave, Pinky! Almost everypony says the safety word before we get to the whip!"
Pinkimana glared down at Derpy's daughter. She would kill her! She would bucking kill them both as soon as she could! No games, no bucking around, just strait up 'knife in their chest' DEAD! She was now breathing angrily and heavily though here nose as the foul tasting rubber ball kept her from using her mouth.
WHACK! "MmhHHHhhherherrr!" She cried in muffled pain as the whip came down for the first blow! Her belly still hurt from the burn and with her hooves sore from her own metal straps holding her down... The pink earth pony had never been in so much pain! Then it got even worse when Derpy pulled the whip back! Nine tiny, razor sharp copper hooks were ripped out of her skin. After just one lick the whip was messy with pink fur and blood. WHACK! Tears actually formed in her eyes with the next blow.
How could this happen? And why DERPY of all ponies! Surely if anypony could have put up fight it would have been Rainbowdash! Starsong managed to get a leg free and kick her in the shin...but THIS!? This was ridiculous! HOW in the HELL did bucking DERPY get out of this thing!? That pony had trouble getting out of revolving door for Luna's sake! WHACK! Came another blow.
Pinky braced herself for the next lick but it never came. "You're starting to sweat." Derpy pressed her ear to Pinky's chest. "And your heart is beating like crazy! I-I think you've had enough for now." Pinkimina smiled (Well sorta, with the gag and all) evilly as Dery began to loosen the shackles holding her to the slab. "We can take a few days to heal and then get back together again on um..." She took a moment to tap her hooves together, counting. "Oh! how about Tuesday? And I'll try to go a little slower next time so it last longer." Derpy stopped, however, when the both heard a loud, shrill scream from Dinky.
The concerned mother galloped over to her daughter, leaving Pinky only halfway untied. "Whats the matter, Dinky?" She asked.
"Ma m-m-m-mom." She stuttered. "L-Look." She pointed with her hoof to something hanging in the corner, a heep of sewn together skin, some sort of patchwork robe. Cutiemarks of all Pinky's past victims sewn together. Not too far off was a yet to be disposed of heep of bones, maybe five or six skeletons. It was becoming clear to Derpy now that Pinky Pie was not simply a Sadomasochist like herself, she was an out right murderer! Of all this, however, one particular cutiemark and skeleton near the bottom of the heep caught Derpy's attention. There was still enough flesh attached to the bone for Derpy to recognize the remains of her dead pegasus friend.
Devastated, the grey pony uttered her name in despair. "Rainbowdash?"
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Pinky Pie watched Derpy run over to Dinky Doo. The little snoop, didn't she know that it was rude to go thought other people's things? Now having one hoof free she reached over to undo her other hoof and immediately collapsed to the floor, unable to hold herself up on her own. With a some effort she managed to unstrap her hind legs from the operating table as well and finally pull the Celestia forsaken rubber gag out of her mouth. Now the young mare laid on the floor, a bloody pink mess.
The pink pony pushed her self up and limped over to the table. *Where is it?......There!* She took the biggest, sharpest knife she had and having to hold onto the wall to stand up, she made her way closer to to the stupid grey pony who would NOT get the better of her. She held the knife up high and was just about to plunge it into Derpy's back.
"Mom! Look out!"
I just don't know what went wrong
At first she had thought the skulls and guts were only pretend, like a haunted house on Nightmare Night. But there was no question, that WAS Rainbowdash!
Derpy turned and took flight just in time to avoid a lethal stab from Pinkamena's knife. Pinky stabbed at her again. Not knowing what else to do, Derpy swung the whip at her bloody pink attacker several times, but with her Pinky sense she was able easily to duck each blow.
The pink pony lunged the knife at Derpy over and over. The pegasus just kept flying back out of her stabbing range until finally she was against the wall, nowhere to go. Pinky closed in on her latest harvest with an evil flare burning in her eyes. "This has been fun but...good bye!!!"
Pinky Pie thrust the knife at Derpy but froze mid stab as a thin layer of purple magic enveloped her. *The filly!?* She couldn't even finish the thought before being bucked in the chest by the cornered grey mail mare.
She staggered backwards tripping over a box. As she lands on her back she drops the knife. Every part of the evil pink pony's body was in pain. She laid, sprawled out on the floor, unable to even move. Tiny trails of blood seeped from her wounds where Derpy's whip has cut her to ribbons.
The pain and blood loss was simply too much. Pinkimina lost consciousness laying there, a heep of bloodstained pink fur. *How could this happen?* She just didn't know what went wrong.
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It must have been several hours later when Pinkamena finally came too. She looked around, where WAS she? There walls were made of dried dirt yet she was on a wooden floor and there were clean carpets laid out. Sunlight shined though small circular windows with homely wooden trim. She walked toured the only exit she could see only to be choked and fall back when she discovered that she was in a mettle collar, chained to the ground.
"Good morning sleepy-head! You've been taking a nap for almost a whole day!" Chimed the voice of a very young filly. Dinky Doo bounced up to just passed the edge of where Pinkamena's chain would allow her to reach. "You must be hungry after almost two days with no food."
It was true, the pink pony hadn't eaten since before she poisoned Derpy. Her hunger was reaffirmed by an audible growl coming from her stomach. A weak, pink glow of magic dropped a food bowl in front of her, the kind of thing you would use to feed a dog. One side was filled with what she assumed was tap water while the other was packed with dry hay. Her mouth watered at the meager offering presented to her.
"Mom says you didn't really kill Rainbow Dash, we both know you did. I think mommy's are just supposed to say nice things like that. We don't know what we're going to do with you or...to you, yet."
Without thinking about it the chained pony practically dove into the food bowl, guzzling down the water and wolfing down the dried hay...wait...DOVE that was it! If she had just enough power left then maybe...
"Um Dinky?"
"Yes, Ms.Pie?"
"Could I have some more water?"
"Well mommy said only one bowl but I don't see why not, Oh but don't tell her, OK Ms.Pie?"
Pinkamena bit her bottom lip and looked down at the newly refilled bowl of water. She prayed she had enough power left. All she had to do was dive into the bowl and use her magic to hop out of one of the lakes around Ponyville. *Well, here goes nothing*
The pink mare lifted both front legs and plunged them downward. SPLASH! Her hoof hit firmly against the bottom of the plastic dish... Nothing! It had been too long since the last harvest, the evil pink pony would need to feed again if she wanted to use her powers.
"Nice splash! I like to make splashes too! Ohhh hay you still have a little water left, and good thing, too. You'll probably want it for our next game." Dinky levitated two bottles of hot sauce between them. I like to play this game at school sometimes, I always win! The rules are easy, the pony that drinks a whole bottle first wins!"
Lucky for Pinky, it just so happened to be her favorite brand if hot sauce. Maybe she could use this to her advantage. "Okey doke lokey! That sounds like a fun game, what do you get if you win?"
"Gee, I don't know." Pondered Dinky, "Mostly I just do it for fun and because I love hot sauce."
"Well, how about if you win, I'll throw you one of the biggest bestest pinky-style parties ever!" Dinky seemed to like this idea as a smile stretched across her face. "But if I win," continued Pinky, "You have to let me free."
The light grey filly thought for a moment, considering the terms. "Ok, that sounds fair! If you win, I promise I'll let you go free."
The chained mare smiled. "Do you 'Pinky Promise' ?"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, sick a cupcake in my eye." Recited the small filly.
With that they both kicked back their respective bottles of hot sauce. Pinkamina gulped it down faster than she'd ever drank anything in her life, done a full five seconds before Dinky. "Looks like I win." She said cheerfully, "Now you have to to let me go."
Dinky gave a condescending look. "Hmmmmmm...NAH." She stuck her tongue out at Pinky.
The party pony nearly lost her composer. "But Dinky, You PINKY PROMISED, remember?"
"Yeah, but I had my hoovsies crossed so it doesn't count!" She retorted.
"You little BITCH!" Snapped Pink, now pulling hard against the chain that bound her. The chain was only attached to her neck so she turned around, and with the extra reach of her body -SMACK ! -She was able to kick the small, purple filly square in the jaw.
Dinky was hurled back against the wall by the force of the kick. The filly pulled herself back up and pathetically spit out a tooth after about three tries. "My tooth! There's no need to play that rough, Pinky!" The small unicorn levitated one of the empty hot sauce bottles to herself and broke it against the wall, leaving behind a jagged, sharp edge.
Pinkamena backed away as far as her chain would let her. The pale purpleish-grey unicorn drew in closer with her improvised, glass weapon.
"Mommy said not to make you bleed on the carpet, But we can always get a new one."
Just as Dinky was about to stab the pink, chained pony she was smacked in the ribs by two cream colored filly legs.
"Master! Are you ok?" Exclaimed a voice that Pinky was very happy to hear.
"Applebloom! watch out!" She called.
*SHRICK!* the deafening sound of Applebloom's skin being cut open by jagged bottle of hot sauce.
"APPLEBLOOM!"
The derp will set you free
Authors note here: I really didn't like where the story was going but I promised I'd finish it so here's what I have, a few inconsistencies, but I'll do better next time. That said enjoy the final chapter!
"It's Derpy time!" Shouted the cross eyed mare as she flung open the door. Looking around she tilted her head. "Awe, did you start without me?"
"No, mommy just playing with my friend, Applebloom."
Derpy blinked, "Wha? Is she into sade-"
The mail mail was cut off by Dinky's sudden cry of pain. Applebloom had forced herself up and now had her teeth clamped down tightly on her daughter's back. Derpy giggled it was nice to see her making some friends, the filly spent so much of her time by herself. "just remember, you don't have what mommy has, ok?"
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Pinkie Pie's blood lusted eyes concentrated on the grey furred mare approaching her. Something was amiss, however. "Y-you dont have a scratch on you! HOW!?" Even where she had been stabbed with the stake knife, no scare, nothing! The skin had grown back on both sides of her flanks and the fur had grown back all without so much as even the slightest sign of infection.
Derpy giggled, "Well only a few ponies know this, but my special talent is healing and super strong immune system!" She explained, nearly mispronouncing 'immune'. "I tell people my cutie mark is bubbles but its actually white blood cells."
"You lucky, cross eyed, retarded cunt! That's so unfair!" Roared the pink mare.
The mail mare's expression suddenly became one of anger. "Fair? FAIR!? I'll tell you whats not fair! I am almost completely immune to pain...Great? Right? NO!!" Her eyes started to tear up. "I feel...nothing. My body is so resistant that I CAN'T feel anything. A soft breeze, the warm sun light..." The next words were so drowned in crying that they were nearly in audible. "...My daughters hugs, NONE of it gets though. Pain is the only sensation capable of making it from my skin to my brain!"
Pinkie opened her mouth to talk but Derpy kept ranting.
"You think the princess is just gonna let that go?" She then continued in a mock imitation of sarcasm " 'OH whats that, Ditsy? You practically can't be killed? Well that's good' No it doesn't work like that! Its more like 'Hey Ditsy, you have to fight this war and see all these horrible things and do these missions because YOUR life is expendable! After all you can just regenerate, right?" She was now visibly frustrated, grinding her hoof at the ground. "I am 397 years old because my body WONT degrade! In that time I've been forced to fight every battle we've ever been in!"
Pinkie's anger subsided or a moment. "Gosh, I-I'm sorry."
"I could tell right away that you were trying to drug me. When you can't feel a thing your other senses, including taste, tend to get a lot better. Of course I also don't see so good." She sighed, "I decided to play along, but I kept a chunk of the sleepy muffin under my tongue. I slipped it down your throat when we kissed."
The chained pink pony lunged forward, again choking herself on the iron restraints. "Cheeky little sneak! UGH!" She jerked her neck back several time in an attempt to break free, the chains didn't even loosen. "Why am I here? Why didn't you just run? Or simply kill me? You already know I murdered Rainbow Dash."
"Well I could have killed you, but that seems like such a waste. No, I have a much better idea for you." She said slyly, alluding to her final intentions.
Pinkamina huffed in impatience. "So spit it out already! Why. Am. I. Here!?"
Derpy giggled to herself. "Gosh you really hate being on the other side of the restraints, don't you? Well get used to it because you, Pinkie, are now going to do exactly as I say... Unless you would prefer living in canterlot prison on death row."
The pink mare's eyes filled with hate as soon as it dawned on her what the crossed eyed mailpony was getting at. "Blackmail!"
The cross eyed mare put on a smug smile "Yep!" She turned her attention to Applebloom and Dinky, who were still fighting. Thanks to that broken bottle wound inflicted at the start of the fight, Applebloom was fading fast. Finally the little filly clasped from blood loss and sheer exhaustion, leaving 'victorious' Dinky Hooves bruised and panting with sweat.
"Dinky! Get the special collars."
The small grey filly took a few moments to catch her breath. "yes,mommy." She scampered off and returned with two grey bands, using her magic to snap them around the necks of Pinkie Pie and the unconscious Applebloom.
Pinkie tried her best to pull away but then chains held her firmly in place. "What is this!? What are you putting on me?"
'Well Like I said I've been in every major war for the last 397 years, and I've seen some really interesting feats of technology. We ponies rely more on magic than ingenuity so most don't even realize technology like this exists.'
"And what IS this thing!?" The pink pony asked again, reaching her boiling point. She was so mad she could hardly see strait. Out of the dozens of ponies shed killed....this is the one who got the better of her? THIS is the pony beat her at her own game!?
"Those collars have a small amount of what the rest of the world calls 'C-4' ...III think it stands for 'caBOOM four'! It kersplodes with even more power than TNT!"
Pinkie sighed, resistance was futile at this point. "So, what are you going to do to me?"
"I've thought about that my entire mail route. Oh Luna, the things that went though my mind; Should I just kill her? Make her my slave? I could even force her to wear a maid outfit!" Derpy took a deep breath. "But... I don't think you deserve that. No, what you're going to do is ell all your friends exactly what you've done and explain why you've done it!"
Just then the door cracks open and Twilight's voice calls out "Derpy? We're here and your front door is open so-" Her words were cut of by a shocked gasp, immediately echoed by Rarity, Flutershy and Applejack behind her.
"APPLEBLOOM!" AJ shouted and darted over to the limp filly who vaguely acknowledged her big sister with a weak nod.
"What is the meaning of this? Why have foal napped Pinkie?" Demanded Twilight.
The cross eye mares only response was sliding the purple mare a small, grey remote with a key hole and already open latch that uncovered a tiny red button. "I believe Pinkie can explain that, now see that red button? You can press it at any time and her collar will explode." She kicked a second remote at Applejack before nodding to the chained pink pony. "Start talking."
