Defcon

by ThatBastard

Defcon 1

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US Secretary for Defence: "So far, we have Nyan Cat..."

US President: "WE NEED MORE RAINBOWS!" US President slams fist on table.

The Dude-like-the-guy-with-the-glasses-in-tron-who-gets-rid-of-the-dog-that-popped-up: "There has to be another internet meme out there that's got rainbows..."

US President: "Well FIND IT!!! BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WON'T CALM DOWN UNTIL THEY HAVE MORE RAINBOWS!!!"

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