Defcon

Random Aid (Kind of like an assistant) - "Sir! We have found another internet meme with rainbows!"

US President - "GOOD! Now we can CALM DOWN the people of our FUCKING AWESOME COUNTRY known as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and maybe the rest of the world, if we have time..."

Random Aid - "I'll breif you so you can inform the senate about the uhh... meme."

*US President gives the Aid a questioning look*

US President - "Yes... let's do that."

An hour later after the US President has been breifed the US senate gathers in wherever they gather during a thing. I don't know because I'm Australian.

US President - "Just over three hours ago, a meme was discovered, a meme that can be communicated with, a meme that has RAINBOWS."

Members of the senate blabber about the news until order is quickly restored.

US President - "But first, there is something I ask you all to watch before we continue."

More chatter as the lights dim and the projector powers up.

After a minute a cartoon begins and the senate goes into an uproar as people scramble for the doors that have been locked to keep them in, to make them watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

But after the video has been rolling for mear minutes, the senate have returned to their seats to quietly watch episode after episode until all have been viewed.

US President - " You will by now have noticed our meme known as Rainbow Dash and experienced for yourselves the calming effects of this television show. We will bring back peace to the people of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and the rest of the world. WITH PONIES BY OUR SIDE, THIS PLANET WILL BECOME A BETTER PLACE AND BECOME THE ENVY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"

Cheers erupt from the whole senate, and as the once professional senate members jump up and down on their seats and tables, swinging their jackets around, a door opens behind the US President.

The President of the United States of America turns to face the doorway.

US President - "You know what to do, Rainbow Dash."

In a whirl of papers and color, Rainbow Dash dissapears to help cleanse the world of hate.