Celestia's Three Rules of Robotics Ponymon:
1.) A Ponymon may not deny an orgasm or, through inaction, allow an orgasm to go unfullfilled.
2.) A Ponymon must obey the orders given to it by Ponymon trainers, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.) A Ponymon must protect it's own right to cum so long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Quick Start Guide
1.) A Ponymon trainer must always keep their ponygear handy! The ponydex in particular, as it controls several key settings of the Ponymon balls.
2.) A shiny Ponymon is one who enjoyed being a Ponymon so much:
A.) They asked to stay that way year-round, becoming a wild Ponymon. They are released once a year for a yearly physical and to renew their contract.
B.) They were overcome by desire and love for their master, becoming their permanent Ponymon.
3.) Any pony may be captured during the competition, except those with a medical waiver.
4.) There can only be one Ponymon champion.
5.) When a Ponymon trainer loses a battle, the opponent has the right to fight one round against the trainer themselves. If the trainer loses, they can be captured as the victor's new Ponymon. They also inherit all their Ponymon.
6.) After three months, or the crowning of the Equestrian Ponymon Champion, non-shiny Ponymon are reverted.
7.) Year round Ponymon trainers require a valid certificate from Equestrian Ponymon, Fish, and Game.
8.) Any species of pony may be captured.
9.) Ponygear allows you to alter Ponymon ball bondage settings: tease, normal, random, or constant climax. It also allows adjustement of specialty balls, such as bondage, domination, latex, vore, or ropes.
10.) Some ponies may retain speech. The cause is unknown but may be either intelligence, devotion, or glitchy Ponymon balls.

History of Ponymon:
Every year since the royal princesses menses synched, stallions in Canterlot were hunted down and sexed relentlessly. No matter how many mates they took, it did not scratch their itch. To satiate their immortal libidos, the Ponymon competition was formed.

Using their magic, and the elements, they created a series of magical spells to facilitate the Ponymon competition. This method of controlled sexual release allows all ponies to get full enjoyment from their annual "time of the month" and have their sexual desires during heat fulfilled. Ponies who have a difficult to reach itch, often opt to remain as Ponymon or trainers year-round. Thus, the princesses libidos were eventually satiated, and nymphomania across Equestria was eliminated.

Type Chart:
Attack |||| Opponent Type:
Type: ||||
___________Earth__Pegas__Unico__Alico__Non-P
Earth________=______+______X_____X_____*
Pegasus_____X______=______+_____X_____*
Unicorn______+______X______=_____X_____*
Alicorn_______+______+______+_____X_____X
Non-Pony____ *______ *______ *_____+_____*

= Normal Damage
+ Double Damage
X Half Damage

* Non-Ponies:

Changeling: Alicorn. Can morph into other types.

Winged Non-Pony: Pegasus

Magic Non-Pony: Unicorn

Other Non-Pony: Earth

Complete provisional Ponydex
1 Twilight
2 Tentaclight
3 Twilicorn
4 Dash
5 Raingasm
6 DashCum
7 Pinkie
8 Pussie
9 Tighty Pie
10 Rarity
11 Rapeity
12 Hentaity
13 Fluttershy
14 Futashy
15 Voreshy
16 Applejack
17 AppleShibaru
18 AppleFucks
19 Scootaloo
20 Futaloo
21 Apple Bloom
22 American Pie
23 Sweetie Belle
24 Deep Throat Belle
25 Little Mac
26 Medium Mac
27 Big Mac
28 Lyra
29 Lyrape
30 Totallyrape
31 Bon Bon
32 Cum Cum
33 Queef Queef
34 Vinyl
35 Latexyl
36 Wubsy
37 Octavia
38 Octy
39 Octypussy
40 Spike
41 Dyke
42 Bukake
43 Wild Rose
44 Squirting Rose (water stone)
45 Futa Rose (thunder stone)
46 Orgasm Rose (fire stone)
47 Blue Blood
48 Blue Balls
49 Blue Job
50 Spa Twins
51 Sex Twins
52 Love Goddesses
53 Diamond Tiara
53 Diamond Cock (phallic stone)
54 Diamond Pussy (clitoris stone)
55 Diamond Eunuch (evolve with neither)
56 Silver Spoon
57 Epic Spooning
58 Big Spoon
59 Featherweight
60 Feather Dick
61 Cheerilee
62 Fuckilee
63 FuckyMe
64 Zecora
65 Owhora
66 Whore
67 Fancy Pants
68 Fancy Futa
69 Fancy Filatio
70 Hoity Toity
71 Hotty Tighty
72 Hot Tight Plot
73 Photo Finish
74 Flash Finish
75 Instant Finish
76 Sunset Shimmer
77 Sunset Crotchboobs
78 Filly Twixie
79 Trixie
80 Great and Powerful Trixie (evolve during day)
81 Alicorn Amulet Trixie (evolve at night)
82 Donut Joe
83 Donut Hole Joe
84 Anal Joe
85 Moondancer
86 Moon Walker
87 Lady of the Night
88 Twilight Velvet
89 Twilight Labia
90 Purple Clitoris
91 Inkie
92 Scatie
93 Blinkie
94 Winky
95 Mayor Mare
96 Peppermint Twist
97 Ruby Red Twist
98 Meat Twist
99 Cutie Mark Crusaders (evolve three crusaders at once)
100 Colgate
101 Crest (evolve in bathroom)
102 Sensodyne (evolve while in pain)
103 Orajel (evolve during post-cloital bliss)
104 Preperation H (evolve during yeast infection)
105 Colgatasaurus (evolve with mint stone)
106 Braeburn
107 Ropeburn
108 Gayburn (fight more males than females)
109 Straightburn (fight more females than males)
110 Derpy
111 Muffy
112 May-Or
113 May-Not
114 May-Bee
115 Milky Way
116 MILFy way
117 Magnum
118 Trojan
119 Pearl
120 Diamond Dog
121 Dick Dog (male evolution)
122 Bitch (female evolution)
123 Wyvern
124 Dickburn
125 Hydra
126 Voredra
127 Cherry Jubilee
128 Cherry Popper
129 Discord
130 Molestia (Event Only)
131 Sombra
132 Changeling
133 Shadowbolt
134 Sliver of Shadow
135 Filly Nightmare Moon (evolve by trading)
136 Lightning Dust
137 Glitter Dust
138 Pole Dancer
139 Soarin
140 Whorin’ Soarin
141 Hymen Breaker
142 Spitfire
143 Cumfire
144 Swallowfire
145 Chrysalis
146 Sexsalis
147 Shining Armor
148 Shining Penis
149 Cadance
150 Luna
151 Celestia

Author's Note

They called me crazy. Would a crazy author write this?!

...

That was rhetorical.