Shiver Me Niggaz

The moon was hanging high in the sky as Lil' Wayne finish writing his new piece, entitled “Shiver Me Niggaz” the song was about; How much weed he smoked, how expensive his car was and how many ladies he achieved coitus with.

“Dis shiz iz gonna mak iz milli0nz!” He exclaimed

“Yeah dude totally!” Shouted Justin Bieber, who was contributing the song.

Lil' Wayne inhaled some more of “Da goud stuf”

“WH4T IZ YO' STILL DOIN' IN MUH CRIB B1TCH?!” he shouted before awkwardly taking out his gun and shooting Justin in his white ass.

He proceeded out side to his big ass swimming pool, which was obviously filled to the brim with big ass bitches he slapped some asses and got a couple of blow jobs as well. He was getting very  bored of this routine, all he wished for was some new phresh virgins to fuck. Every hoe from the east and west coast have already taken some Wayne in them.

At this point angelic calls could be heard from all around him, his bitches had retreated to his mansion but he stood strong ready to face whatever came at him.

Just as he was going to grab his gun he saw a man descend from the night sky. It was Black Jesus, Morgan Freeman.

“I have heard your call” Morgan said.

“What'z yo' nigga ass talking 'bout” Lil' Wayne replied

“I can hear you praying, to be in a world where there are virgins a plenty” All women within 100 miles had powerful orgasms at the sound of his voice.

“Can yo' black azz make mah dream come true?” Said Wayne tears forming in his glistening eyes knowing that there is hope for his sex life yet.

“Yes” Morgan Freeman replied, his voice was as smooth as butter being spread on newly made toast.

He then vanished. Wayne was very confused, but then the world around him started to shake his vision fading to black. His legs giving in and he began to fall.

Twilight and her friends where sitting in silence in her home, it had been another uneventful Hearts & Hooves day and the girls were all a bit bummed out. They all thought this was going to be the year they finally managed it, to get that very special somepony, but alas, no instead they are stuck with nothing nopony to hold on to at night. Nopony to say that they loved them. So it would be the same for the next year. Ponies only tended to start relationships at this time of year.

It was the dead of night, almost all of the town had gone to bed next to their loved ones. Ponyville never had much of a night life, the town was more of a get-away from all of that with ponies escaping the rush of the rat race in the big cities along the coast. They came to start up shops, write books, relax, and raise their family’s in peace. The place was a paradise compared to the larger cities.

“So how all y'all feelin'” Applejack broke the silence after a while.

“Down” Rainbow replied. “How could we all fail again!” She raised her voice, causing her friends to flinch.

“Calm down, there's still next year” Twilight said

She then looked out of her window, her friends were getting tired she said her goodbyes and let them all out.

Taking a deep sigh Twilight walked into the main room of her library taking off her evening clothes and proceeded you the stairs to run a bath.

She looked out of the window, she saw a large star and started praying to Celestia.

“Just give us somepony please? Make all this effort, pain and torture worth it, this is all we ask for.”

She finished and sighed and was about to jump in to her bath until she noticed something in the sky the star was slowly getting brighter and brighter, larger and larger. She went through her bedroom and out onto the balcony she peeped through her telescope in to the sky fiddling around with it until she pin pointed it. It was a great ball of fire heading straight her was the sheer brightness made it hard to judge the size of the meteor though she guessed that it must have been massive.

She began gathering quills and inkwells and went to wake up Spike. She nudged him awake.

“Huh? What is it Twilight?” Spike sleepily said rubbing his eyes.

“No time to explain” She rushed out to her desk and began writing a letter to Luna. The letter was simply asking if she was aware of the massive hunk of rock heading for Ponyville.

She gave the letter to Spike and told him to send it.

“I still don't know what the rush is all about” He said as he blow fire at the parchment and the smoke hurried out of the room and towards Canterlott.

Twilight took Spike to her telescope and showed him the offending bit of rock.

The rock in question was now a raging fireball and a few ponies were beginning to take notice and were running for shelter, some were screaming prompting others to do so as well soon the sounds of fear could be heard all over the normally peaceful town.

Lil' Wayne had recovered from unconsciousness and started wailing.

“Argg! Get deez nigga flames aff eh meh!” He shouted at the top of his lungs, he could see the ground fast approaching. He thought this was the end.

“Why'd yo' nigga ass do dis shit to me!” He screamed at the sky. He got no answer. He was promised bitches and he got this?! He was far to good to get this! He was a millionaire! Fucked loads a bitches and had thousands of honkey fans! He finally hit the ground, everything suddenly went to black. Was this the end of obviously the greatest rapper in that exists and will ever exist?