Shiver Me Niggaz

"And the winner is... Shiver Me Niggaz!" All of the audience began to cheer as Lil Wayne and Captain McNigger walked up to the podium. He could barely hear himself think over at the bombardment of sound that was assaulting his ears. The crowd quieted as he neared the microphone.

"Yeeee" He did that poetic thing that all of the obviously best rappers do. "Ah would like to thank you all fo' dis award. Ah am aware of just how difficult it is to become the Intergalactic Poet of du millennium. As you probably can all tell it took a big amount of work me and the Captain put into this song."  Lil' Wayne said in his posh voice. "and ah'm sure you'll all want to see teh song dat rose me to become Poet of eh Millennium." The crowed roared in agreement and the lights began to dim.

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Suddenly the floor started shaking, windows began to break and the supports of the building started to buckle. The people were all in mass panic.

"DUH H3LL IZ G0IN' ON NUGGUH??/?" Shouted Lil Wayne at the top of his lungs.

"AW AH DUNNO MUN MAYBE ITZ EH FEDZ" Replied the Captain.

The ceiling collapsed revealing a large construct of titanium.

"HALT DWAYNE CARTER! BY COMMAND OF THE HIGH JUDGE OF EARTH YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE PROCESSED!" Bellowed a metallic voice from the craft.

"WHO DAT WAYNE?" Shouted McNigger trying to hide his fear.

"ITZ DUH CENSOR! THEY R HERE TO RUIN MUH POETRY!" Lil Wayne replied bravely. "DON'T WORRY A'VE HANDLED THEM B4" He then walked to the front of the stage about to give the command for his teams assistance.

"NIGGA MUNNY SWAG MUNNY!"

All of a sudden the doors burst opened and emerged 50 Cent, Will.I.Am, P Diddy, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Dr Dre, Ice Cube, Ludacris, Drake, Chris Brown and Justin Bieber and ran piling them selves on Lil Wayne all combining into one big nigger sludge. Eventually the sludge began to morph, growing arms and legs. Forming the all too terrifying Niggertron.

"WITNIS MUH TRU POWAH! Exclaimed the Niggertron before blasting it's jets and taking off towards the behemoth in the sky. The beasts were about to collide when Wayne's reality started to disintegrate.

"N0 WHUT IZ HAPENIN???" He started to fall through time and space into the vast nothingness below him. He closed his eyes praying to 2pac for forgiveness. Suddenly he could no longer feel movement. He opened his eyes, the world was still blank. But it was as if he had reached the bottom of existence. He stood up; his legs shaking violently.

"Where iz me? R I in Heaven? "

"No, Dwayne" A divine voice behind him stated. Wayne turned around, a large ball of energy was before him.

"Whut is u?" :() He gasped.

"It is not important, what is important is where your body is in the mortal world."

"Well I was in muh pool party surrounded by bitchez"

"After that" The voice retorted.

Dwayne winced as a surge of pain rushed through his brain. "I can't remember"

"Hmmm" The voice thought. "Your connection to the mortal world is weak but active. I could take you back, for a price."

"N'd whut wold that bee?"

"Spread the word of Young Money and swag."

"What does you meen?"

"4 years Carter, 4 years" The ball dimmed into non-existence. Lil Wayne was bewildered, the floor started to lose its power and, once again Wayne was falling.

"SH33TZ N0T AGAIN!" As he fell he started to lose consciousness. Sleep had taken him, he felt oddly comfortable, he could also hear a faint beep...

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