Awkward Situations

Twilight set a bed up for me next to hers. I was extremely fascinated by the way she was able to make the bed without touching it. Zecora always did things like this by hoof, but Twilight was using telekinesis or some crap!

"It's called magic." Twilight corrected me.

"But it's like somethin' out of a sci-fi movie or somethin'!" I said excitedly.

"I thought you said that you'd been living with Zecora ever since you got here."

"I did. Did I say something else?" Twilight stared at me blankly for a moment.

"Never mind." Twilight said as she tossed the final comforter onto my bed with her magic, telekinetic, aura crap. I hastily dropped my backpack onto the floor and jumped into bed. Twilight stared at me with a confused expression as I wiggled around on my bed like a cat on silk.

"Oooohhhhhhohohohoh! This is soo soft! How do you get beds like this!?" I asked whilst still flopping around.

"Uh... I don't know... Just wash the sheets? And make sure you're not just sleeping on one side of the bed all the time."

"Cool. Hey, where's your buddy? The, uh, dragon. Yeah, where is he? He was here before dinner." I looked around quizzically.

"Oh, Spike went to go get a couple books for me. An announcement of some new releases was in the paper this morning and I wanted to take advantage. There were at least twenty on the list, so I tossed Spike a couple hundred bits and told him to bring back as many books as he could carry!" The both of us chuckled for a moment.

"Twilight, you're pretty misleading." I said.

"Oh? And how is that?'

"Well, most um, ponies, would think that upon seeing something like me, you'd go crazy with the tests and the research and never let me out of your sight." Twilight softly giggled. "But in all actuality, you've got this kinda laid back feel to ya."

"Thank you." She said with a slight blush. Twilight proceeded to her own bed where she laid down and shut out the lights with her magic.

A few moments of silence passed before I got too bored to put any more effort into sleeping.

"Hey, Twilight." I whisper softly.

"Yes?" She whispers back.

"Is Spike cool to be out this late?"

"Yes. He's usually out on late night errands, so it's no big deal."

"Cool. Hey, why do you have wings and a horn? Birth defect?" Twilight giggled softly.

"No. Not a birth defect. It's a really long story; like a life long story. But I earned these. I'm also a princess now." She said with pride in her voice.

"That's cool. So, did you get any guys? A princess gets guys, right?" I asked this question just to screw with her. I couldn't see her face, but I knew that one must've made her blush badly!

"No! I didn't get guys!"

"So, you don't like guys?"

"No! I mean, yes!.... You're frustrating, you know that?" She turned to her side so I was able to barely make out her face in the darkness. She looked to be on the edge of her bed, looking down.

"Which guys do you like?" I asked, still wanting to screw with her.

"There is this one guy."

"OOOOOOOOOO!! Twilight's gotta cruuuuuuuussh!!" I tease. Twilight reaches a hoof down and swats at my arm.

"His name is Flash Sentry. He's one of the Royal Guard."

"I-don't-know-what-that-is-but OOOOOOOOOO!!!!" That earned me another punch.

"Do you think he's hot?!" I say while stifling a laugh. Twilight smiled.

"Ugh, yes! Alright, yes, he's hot!"

"HAHAHA!!" I burst laughing and cracked my knee against the side of her bed, causing her to fall off and onto me. Our foreheads smashed together and we both gave a short Ouch! Twilight pushed herself up to a sitting position while still on top of me. The both of us were rubbing our foreheads when-

Click

The lights came back on and none other that Spike with books in hand was standing at the perch of the staircase. I took the moment to observe my surroundings. Twilight was sitting on my lap with a messy mane and a beat red face becasue of the situation and I was underneath her with messy hair and a beat red face because of the situation. In simple words, this didn't look good.

"I assure you that this is nothing like it looks like..." I said with slight shake to my voice.

"Am I in the middle of something?" The little dragon asked with a quivering eyelid.

"I said this isn't what it looks like you little pervert!!" I little less than shout.

"GAH!" Spike screamed on the way back down the staircase. Twilight punched me in the shoulder again.

"What?" I asked. "He was thinking things." The princess gave a flap of her wings and descended to the lower floor of the building.

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Spike sat in the middle of the library at the bottom floor, rubbing the sides of his head as he tried to forget what he'd seen. Seconds later, Twilight landed next to him.

"GAH!" He screamed. "Oh! Twilight, I didn't mean to walk in on you and Jack and... Whatever it is you two were doing!" The young dragon was close to hyperventilating.

"Spike, calm down! Nothing was going on. Jack was sleeping on a mattress next to my bed and I fell off. That's it." Twilight reassured.

"That's it?" Spike asked.

"That's it."

"Oh, thank Celestia! I don't usually think of you doing things like that, but that whole situation was-" Spike shuddered at the thought. "I mean, that was just disgusting! To imagine you and Jack g-" Twilight smacked Spike in the back of the head before he could finish.

"I fell off of my bed. That's. It." Spike looked at her with a slight frown.

"Alright, alright..... Anyway, here are the books that you wanted." Spike picked a pile of books up off of the floor and handed them to his alicorn caretaker.

"Thanks, Spike! This is great!"

"Alright. It's pretty late, I'm going to bed."

"Okay, goodnight." Twilight called to her assistant as he traveled to the next room. "I think I'm going to read a book or two before sleep." She opened up a new book and basked in the sound of that satisfying crackle that only new books make when opened. "Chapter one, The History of Spells." Before she could continue, a small piece of wadded up paper fell from the floor above Twilight and hit her in the head. She curiously unwadded it with her magic and read what was written inside.

A poem by Twilight Twilight was confused.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll make out with Flash Sentry

And Spike can watch too!

"JACK!!"