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Funeral-Chariot - Tour ov the Republic

by OBXSuperindustries
Transposed Black-metal Lyrics, for ponies

Imagine, if the Cutie-mark Crusaders delved into the genre of BLACK-METAL.

Enlisting the aid ov Pinkie Pie, one ov the most revered,and respected drummers in all ov Equestria. They set out to reek havoc and insult the masses with promises ov destroying the world. To no avail can Celestia seem to stop them!

Originally meant to be a silly troll-fic for my friends, i actually think that this might go somewhere. The order will be "Transposed Song" - "Story" - "Transposed Song", and for a variety of reasons, mainly lack ov content, the band will actually expand further beyond just black-metal

Check out the band Behemoth, and you'll see what I'm getting at :>
http://www.behemoth.pl/site/

NOTICE: ALL lyrics are alterations of Behemoth unless otherwise specified in a chapter header. Behemoth is labeled to NuclearBlast. My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro.

FFS DO NOT SUE ME!

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Dark
Alternate Universe
Comedy
 

1477 words: Estimated 7 minutes to read

3 Chapters:

  1. Ov Lunar and the Moon 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    313
  2. Backstage Bunker 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    953
  3. Clouds Over Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    211