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“Wake up senpai, it’s time for breakfast, I hope you love human food as much you love me.” Thunder’s voice interrupted, waking Twilight from her slumber and bringing her back to reality.

It was at this instant Twilight remembered the sweaty beast was cuddling her and refused to let go, he felt like the other ponies did when they were “leaving” a glue factory, his sticky presence was far from her mind though as the aroma of Mountain Dew Code Red seeped into her nostrils distracting her from any of her other senses.  However within a few minutes he stopped cuddling and tied Twilight to her post again to keep her from running away.”

“I made you my favourite meal, I like to call it Dr Pepper and Pringles.” His voice was barely understandable as he began to eat Twilight’s meal while delivering it to her. 

“Where’s the food? These seem to be empty containers you have here.”

“The important thing is one of us was able to enjoy it, plus you can always taste it if you want, just kiss me.”

Thunder Strike had never seen a pony vomit until now but it was much less colourful than he anticipated. A silence followed much like every time Thunder Strike tried to speak to a girl, however this was shortly broken by his interjection.

“Looks like you’ll need to swallow next time.” His giggling persisted for an indefinite seeming time as he remembered to giggle like Pinkie would in this situation, though Pinkie probably didn’t support rape of her friends.

“My Little Pony, My Little Pony...” These words were soon burnt into Twilight’s memory as he sung this song for a few hours while grooming her until he was interrupted by a familiar voice; his mother (in her loudest voice) demanded help fixing the her computer. At least Twilight had a few more minutes to herself with fear of more Doritos ruining her once beautiful mane. She continued to survey her surroundings for a possible exit but nothing seemed achievable giving her new lack of wings and magic, however she tried break the unforgiving leash which kept her restricted as Kansas’ views of evolution. However the best she could achieve in the few minutes given to her was to loosen it, however it was a better result than she initially anticipated.

Twilight knew it was time to act natural as the basement door slammed shut Thunder Strike yelling at his mother “Buck you hater, at least I’m secure enough in my sexuality to love little girl’s shows, you’d love it too but you just don’t understand!” The latter portion of that sentence turned too high pitch to be properly understood, those unable to hear that are the fortunate ones.

Twilight just lowered her head as she knew that her chance to leave was over as quickly as a Firefly marathon.

“Hey honey bunch” Twilight cringed and began to throw up in her mouth upon hearing these words, “Do you want to watch me pwn some noobs.”

Twilight was not sure what any of those words meant but she figured it would be anything to stall what she feared would happen.

Thunder Strike began to introduce Twilight to something he referred to as “League”. Twilight didn’t understand what she was watching but she knew it was better than actually looking at him any longer. He introduced her to his friends, “This is Matthew Curtts, he is a really cool singer, my favourite song of his is called Cast A Spell On Meme, it’s all about Good Guy Greg as a pony falling in love with a unicorn. This other guy is called XJ9, he has a girlfriend, I’m so jealous.”

“Fuck you noobs you suck, you’re a hacker for killing me noobs.”
“I bet your mum is a gen one fag lol”
This was Twilight’s life for the following hours.

The hours of watching someone stare at a computer passed slowly and felt as painful as actually reading this chapter, however as the sun began to rise the following morning Twilight knew it was time to sleep, this was evidenced as her human companion passed out looking at furry porn with his pants arounds his ankles. She was disgusted by this but it saved her from spending the night with him, though her freedom was restricted as a leash attached her to his ankle.

Twilight continued to try and break free but it all seemed as pointless as an argument on the internet. Despite that she attempted to remove herself from her restraints and after much work she finally did. Twilight quietly tried to open the door but with not opposable thumbs it felt like amputee foreplay. However after a lot of hard work she proceeded out the door into more of the world she was unfamiliar with.