Blind writing challenge: A collection of random stories without an end

The voices of frosting.

By: Mythic Spell

For TLSpark’s blind story writing challenge

What’s up, everypony, I’m Misconduct the Draconequus! What do I look like? what do you think? I’m a Draconequus, silly readers. Anyway, here I am talking without any clue what I’m going to talk about. I guess that’s the point of this, right? tell a story without thinking ahead? Well, at least that’s what Mythic told me…

-Hey, you should talk about our adventure to the Xenomorph home world!-

Quiet, Dachande. you’re just my imagination…..I think. I don’t really know. Besides, I don’t like that little “adventure” much. stupid Xenos and their facehugging…..Well, this is my, er….Friend, Dachande. He’s a Yautja hunter supposedly somewhere here in Equestria.

-You still don’t believe me about that? man, you’re thick.-

Shush, this is my story. The last thing I need is you talking loud enough for the others to he~

(Ooh, you’re telling a story? Mind if I listen?)

Fantastic. Sure why not? Dache is already here, why not have you here as well, Nihai. Next thing I know, the other voices will join in as well. Well, I guess, meet Nihai’ Vadamee. my Sangheili friend, or at least that’s what he says he is. I have yet to see both of them in reality. So, These are two of the voices I hear, the others are around somewhere. Probably using r34 on my memories. I swear, Tucker and Fang have their minds permanently in the gutter.

~No, My mind isn’t in the gutter permanently, I just find the gutter comfy.~

^Bow Chicka Bow WoW!^

Yeah, that figures. Ask and you shall receive. Why do I have to be the only sane Draconequus stuck with an insane mind?  So these two are are Pvt. lavernius tucker, and Fang the Keidran. You might know Tucker from the internet series Red vs. Blue. Tucker likes to bug me with his catch phrase whenever possible, which is often, considering lots of things I say sound dirty. Fang is a Tiger keidran from the webcomic TwoKinds. He’s a white tiger patterned Keidran with Azure colored eyes and Hair that resembles Mythic’s mane. Now, hopefully, I won’t be interrupted anymore.  I was thinking about talking about my Parasprite war with my bro, Discord, but that’s still being written. So let’s talk about the one thing that can get Pinkie to be quiet for 10 seconds!

-Oh no.-

(I don’t like where this is going…)

~And what is it that can get Pikie to stay quiet? I’ve got no idea.~

^Is it Donut’s baking? I hope not, He makes horrible cream pies. Bow Chicka Bow Wow!^

No, Tucker. just be quiet. We will talk about…..FROSTING! Yes, frosting is the one thing that can get Pinkie to stay quiet for at least 10 seconds. Don’t ask why, Because I don’t know.

~Oh, frosting? I’ll remember that next time I have a headache and Pinkie’s being obnoxious.~

Quiet, Fang. Anyway, Frosting is a sugary substance people and ponies usually add to cakes or desserts.  I have no idea how to make it, so I’m just going to say the ingredients are magic.

-Wow, real Origional.-

Quiet, you! Just because I caught some of the aftermath of Discord’s plot to rule Equestria, doesn’t mean I act like he does. Though I’m pretty sure that floating hippo over there is coming on to me….. Crap. There’s my crazy. Why does it show at times like this? I blame you, tucker.

^What? Why me?^

Because reasons. Now, For some reason, frosting has Pinkie trapped in it’s high glucose grip. I find frosting unbearable to eat after a while. Not enough chocolate milk. Everypony knows that Chocolate milk is the new ham sandwich!

What’s Ham? ooh! is it a type of meat? why do the carnivores and omnivores get all the tasty sounding food?

Umm, Pinkie? You do realize this is on the internet, right? Ponies don’t have internet yet. Back to the frosting!

~why does there have to be so much interruptions?~

Okay, you know what. I’m done. You all are getting annoying. See you all later, I’m going to go mess around in the TARDIS.  These interruptions aren’t getting this story anywhere, unless the point is to drive me off the deep end.

^Bow Chicka Bow Wo……^

Stop it. Just, stop.  Seriously, go back to Blood Gulch and annoy Church, not me. So! It seems I can’t think of anything else to talk about, except for talking about nothing with these voices here. So thank you all for watching, and as always, I will see YOU! in the next part! BYE BYE!!!!!!!!

-You didn't go anywhere.-

Yeah, I know. So, instead of frosting, Lets talk about random things, like how to fit pancakes into the mass of the sun!

(That makes no sense.)

Exactly! I'm a Draconequus. I need to have my moments that make no sense.