(*WARNING* has the use of alcoholic beverages. If you do not like these types of stories then stay away. You have been adequately warned. Also, no butter was harmed in the making of this fic. Brain cells are a completely different matter.)

Derpy decided to go out and meet some other ponies at the local bar, hoping to get new friends. Things get pretty wild and unpredictable when Derpy has a little too much to drink. In short, hilarity shall ensue in astronomical proportions.

(This is my first real comedy and I don't know if I actually did good with this one. Just a spur of the moment fic, nothing really special here. Besides derp. Derp is always special. Also, pay no heed to the sex tag in teen. Just a small non-graphic scene that doesn't last long and some adult references. Nothing truly harmful)