My Little Snips

I was walking though the concrete jungle. My eye's droopy as something droopy. I was never good at similarities. The world looked grey. The world was once peaceful but Everything Changed When the Fire Nation Attacked............. Naw just kidd'en everything is fine. I'm just tired and have´en a hangover. So everything and everyone is complete shit right now.

I continued my quest to the local Mac'Donalds. I put in my headphones and played some strutting music. The song that played was Gangster Bitch by Apache. A smile crept its way acrossed my face a the ever elegant and sophisticated lyrics blessed my eardrums.

My happiness was cut off short by some prick bumping into me. "O I'm terribly sorry, my good man. I didn´t mean to bump into you. I was being completely careless, I'm sorry."The man said sounding sorry.

I looked at him for a while before decking him in the face. "If anyone bumps into me, they better catch fade!!!!" I yelled. I looked down to see that I knocked him out. I looked to my left, then to my right to see no one. I quickly took the opportunity to snag the guys wallet. With that I ran off to get some eats.

Without me knowing a box was in my way. I tripped. (SURPRISE). I hit the ground with a thud. "Mother Fucker" I said as I picked myself up. I looked at the box it was old, dirty, and covered in stains. I walked over to the box with my pocket knife ready to kill any zombies. Hay you never know. I approached the box, the smell of urine filled my nostrils. "Well, it smells like my ex-wife." I said as I held my nose shut.

I lifted the top of the box open with my foot. I looked down to see a weird looking annoying horse."O my stars and garders it's worst pony.".............."Bye" I said as I turned to leave. As I began walking, something clapped on my pant leg. I looked down, to see the baby Snips on my leg. "GET OFF MY LEG YOU LIL SHIT!!!!!" I screamed kicking him off.

My screaming and abuse caused him to cry out in distress. The crying masked, the sound of approaching footsteps. "O daddy, look a baby horse!!!! Can we keep him?" A young voice said behind me. I turned around to see a man with a young little girl.

"I don't, know Susie. I think it belongs to that man."

"Hay who da fuck are you?" I growled.

"Um hello, I was wondering if I could buy that pony?" The man said.

"O well, in that case........" "Fuck off." I yelled as I socked him in the face.

"Daddy!" The little girl screamed as she ran over to her unconscious father.

"Well lil Susie, you learned a valuable lesson today. Life is full of disappointments, so fuck off." I said picking up the now giggling Snips and walking off. "So you like violence?" I said holding him up in the air. "We might get along after all........" I was caught off by warm liquid hitting my shirt. " Well maybe if I sand down your horn, you can pass as a puppy. And I can send you to a fighting cage.