My Little Snips

I opened the door to my house and through the colt on the couch. He was giggling like mad as he bounced. "DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH, I SMELL LIKE PISS THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!" I yelled, causing him to seece his laughter. He just looked at me with teary eye's. "O don't you dare." I said in a demanding tone.

His eye's began to fill up with tears. "Wait um...." I began searching around frantically for something to distract him. My eye's light up as I saw the T.V. remote. I quickly turned it on to Nick Toons. A picture of a yellow sponge appeared on the screen. "O gay. It's the new one's no one wants to...." I was caught of by laughter. I looked over to see the little mutant with his eye´s glued to the screen. "Kind of reminds you of your old life huh? Two dum shits causing chaos, you know Snails and you?"

Either he didn't understand or he was ignoring me. Because he kept looking at the t.v. I left the room to go change knowing he wasn't going anywhere. I opened my closet to see different shirts. "I might as well take a shower." I grabbed my shirt, pants, etc and headed towards the bathroom.

20 minutes later

I tossed my dirty clothes into the hamper, meaning the floor. Cause who gives a flying fuck. Then strutted my way towards the door to checkup on the baby Snips. He was passed out on the couch. "Daw he looks like, me when I'm sauced."

Wait? In the "My Little Dashie" story the poor fuck gets stuck with her for 16 years; If Snips is like 7 or 8 in the show that means........... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!