Finally.

My very first porno was completed. All those hours of sticky socks and blue balls would finally pay off to the tune of a bunch of hawt teenage girls.

Well, probably not.

You see, my redtube channel isn’t exactly the most popular channel in the world of the interwebs. I have plenty of pretty good videos, but for some reason most of them barely get any views. Hell, I average between seven and negative forty-two views! My most popular video literally has two views. I lied when I claimed I got seven whole views. And don’t get me started on the ratings. I would actually like having dislikes if it meant people were watching my videos. I'd be killing some random dude's boner then too! But, oh well. Maybe someday one of my videos will increase the popularity of my channel.

I just hope said video doesn't involve castration.

Anyway, I was fatigued and desperately needed some rest. I moved my mysteriously sticky mouse over to the “Shut Down” button and brought my index finger down. It took a few forceful pushes. I quickly turned the grey monitor off as well, and got up from my chair. I tiptoed across the tan-colored floor; careful not to wake my brother or mom.

My mom is pretty sweet most of the time, but...well, how do I say this? She's been known to overreact to the little things. For a prime example, my dick. So, if she found out I was awake at this hour, she would probably have my head encased in the world's most inescapable chastity belt and that would be the end of Connor Fields.

As for my brother; he’s basically your average annoying older brother. Better hung, better looking, has hit puberty, ect. All he does everyday is sit around in his room doing who-knows-what. And with girls too! He also likes to make fun of me for liking a certain show.

You see, I’m really fond of this show that most people would probably say is not for anyone past of the age of nine months. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. You may have heard of it. I know it was meant for younger girls, but...it’s just so good! I mean, you have great writing, humor, great three-dimensional characters, and just a nice cute show. The ponies are adorable and are just so good! My personal favorite would be Babs Seed, one of the younger ponies in the show, but that’s just me. I want to be just like her when I grow up!

Anyway, I really like this show, but due to the supposed target audience, I often get made fun of for liking it; especially from my older dickwad of a brother. Luckily, I’m not the only one in the world that likes the show. There is actually a pretty big fanbase for the show that includes the toddlers! They're, like, two years at least outside of the target! We tend to call ourselves bronies and are pretty nice folk.

I needed to get back to my room. I tiptoed across through the hall, the one right in between the kitchen and living room. After that, all that kept me from getting to my room was a hallway, yes another one. Unfortunately, my room was at the very end of said hallway which meant I had to get past my mom’s room, and my brother’s. I wasn’t too worried about my brother, but my mom’s room made me nervous. It didn’t help that the door was open and my mom was prone to getting bored during her sexapedes.

I carefully tiptoed forward and past my brother’s closed door. Tonight there was no loud moaning,much to my surprise Next up; my mom’s room. I tried to take a big step across the floor to cover more ground, but it was just my crappy ass luck that my foot happened to land right where the floorboards were aged best. A loud creaking sound followed my fallen footstep almost immediately.

Shit nuggets.

I peeked into my mother’s room and checked to make sure she was unaware. Luckily, her eyes were closed tightly shut and the occasional pleased groan of pain still echoed throughout the room. I breathed a sigh of relief and continued towards my door.

Now that I have past the danger of my mother's room, I could easily make it to the safety of my own bedroom. I reached out and turned the brass doorknob; pushing forward as I did, like every other fucking human since the dawn of time. I walked through the now open door, duh, and made a couple of leaps to my bed. I always enjoy exercising before sleeping, it scares off the drunken hobos. Pulling back the blue comforter and with it plain white sheets, I hopped into the bed. I squirmed around a bit until I was comfortable and closed my eyes imagining ponies pleasuring themselves and hailing me as their god. Precum leaks out, finding its way past my stiff boxers.

~

I heard a boom outside when I wake. Or is it the boom that wakes me? Either way I am shaken awake, and in my mind a single image lingers. Ponies, all of them. The Elements of Harmony, the Princesses, even Derpy was there off in the distance. Hasbro can't censor my dreams.

"Fuckkkkkk-," erupts the scream of a hormone driven mother, "Who turned out the lights?!"

"I didn't do it!" I scream, always the guilty conscience on my shoulders. Ever since that one summer...

I stumble downstairs to see my mom and my brother staring at a pulsing blue portal that lit the whole room.

"Penisland." I whisper, looking within the portal, where the mud ponies, tricorns, and pegasi frolicked and fucked. I could spot some background ponies like Drunken Punch and Pissluck.

"It’s your motherfuckin pony shit." my brother said as he jerked himself off to some online Barbie porn.

"Oh, shit, cunt lover. The portal is sucking me off!" The portal drags me out of my mom’s sex dungeon into the portal, all without consent. It’s basically rape!. I looked behind me and the portal closes. I felt something hug me down there tightly. I looked down to see a caramel colored mud dyke with a pink mane cut just like one would expect from a dyke.

"Yah came. I knew yah would cum!" Babs Spit gurgles happily.

"I know, Babs. I know." I said, pissing on her back. I really needed to take a leak, ya know?

Author's Note

Feel free to make suggestion to make it even better, unlike somepony we know I am always willing to change and/or improve! After all I don't feel this is up to snuff, but I didn't have the best of material to work with.

Also the views within do not reflect upon my thoughts at all. Just to be clear.