The Element of Troll

Somehow I find myself entered a giant ass throne room, giant even by the American standards I know. Strangely I got this feeling that just moments prior I had been getting sucked off by this small foal with a thick accent, an Irish bitch maybe?

I notice these totally ripped stallions were everywhere. I got rather depressed at that sight, I was truly hoping to get I couldn't get private time with Celestia, but as soon as I entered Celestia told the guards to go. Oddly enough they simply left. Man, security is not a priority for ponies.

"Hm, a human. You must be the Element of Time, yes?" Celestia said, licking off her lips from the guards' sticky leftovers

"Eeyup." I reply, after all if the largest pony in the show says it, it has got to turn on the ruler of the land.

No such luck it seems.

"Has Babs Seed told you anything about Ponyville?"

"No. I know enough." I think back to the countless nights I spent imagining a massive, Ponyville-wide orgy.

"Let's find out," Celestia had an mischievous looking grin, for some reason the image of a vintage looking owl crosses through my mind, "Who are the Elements of Fuckery and what do they represent?"

"Rainbow dash with lesbo fucking. Fluttershy with cock sucking. Applejack with incest. Rarity with BDSM. Pinkie Pie with anal. Twilight Sparkle with tentacles. And me, WindWaker, with Time." I wonder why I couldn't get a cool element name like the others...

"You know well, young human," Luna said, "How did thou come by this knowledge, if not by the foal known as "Babs Seed"?"

I gasp, suddenly Luna is in the the room, with no word of her arrival!

I think over her question for a few moments.If I told them that this was just a show for babies made by a money grubbing company with no care for its fans, what would happen? I wasn't entirely sure but I didn't want to risk anything happening to mah smexy ponies. I had to lie, but I did have one excuse I could use..

"I have been here before in dreams, with Babs Seed." I finally said, leaving out the very nature of said dreams.

"Well, isn't that interesting," Celestia laughs, a brief smile flitting across her visage, "Is Babs Seed your wittle marefriend?"

I blush, how I wished that was truly the case.

"Would thou likest to see the Elements of Harmony," Luna enquires, "In particular, would thou like to see thy own Element?"

I shrug, getting bored just standing here, I'd be happy to lick a donkey's teat at this point or suck off a homeless nigger.

"They are within the home of one Twilight Sparkle, with your...unusual knowledge I shall only presume you know already your way." Luna scratches at her mare bits aimlessly.

"Very good. Now fuck off." With a blast of yellow magic from Celestia she hurls me through the doors leading out.

I land on my flank. Luckily beneath me there was that beautiful sack of shit Babs Seed. She sarcficed herself to save my tiny posterior.

"Ouccccchhhh"

I laugh, she's always saying stuff like that to me. So sweet and thoughtful.

"You know, I don't have a problem with Celestia or Luna," Babs quips, " But after meeting you...I'd kill them for letting you even leave your mother's womb alive."

Somedays I think I'll get diabetes hanging around her.

I look up. With the magic of scene changes it would seem we are already here. A giant tree stands before me. A giant tree that I might add is very familiar to me as a brony.

"Fuck you cunt. I'm leaving this banana stand. I need to go fuck Apple Bloom as it is"

Yet again I shrug. I got more ponies where she came from. Heh, came. In the process of shrugging I accidentally bump my should into the door.

A female's voice cries out, "The door's open!"

Since I was told to come here anyways I figure I might as well enter, who knows maybe I can fuck that dragon squirt, Spike.Then, I saw her. One of the most beautiful mares I've seen in Ppnyland. Which ya know, ain't saying much considering the length I've been here.

Twilight Sparkle.