The Element of Troll

by Normal

Dash away!

Previous Chapter

Outside Golden Oaks Library rain was pouring down loudly. It was so loud, I could hear the rain from where I was sleeping. That same rain was what made me slowly wake up. I opened my eyes and got up stiffly, part of the stiffness being found just under my hoof. It didn't take long to take care of said stiffness though. Soon simmering noises rang in my ears, as the smell of fresh pancakes being cooked in a frying pan hit me straight in the nose.

I guess Twilight was awake I thought. Going to the bathroom, I looked at myself in the mirror to see the new red coated me. The pony me. How quickly I got used to being a four legged animal. I finished using the bathroom and went downstairs, following the smell of the pancakes. Mmmmmm. Pancakes. Just thinking about it makes my cock hard again. The scent lead me to the kitchen, where Spike was making a large batch of cherry red pancakes.

"G'morning Spike. Where's Twilight?" I said to Spike, the only living thing in the room I could possibly be talking to.

"She left for Canterlot, something about meeting up with the rest of the elements. Don't know why they had to go for Canterlot for that though. They all live here in Ponyville already." Spike said, mixing some more batter. "Oh, Twilight told me to tell you Rainbow Dash wants to race with you."

"In this weather? No thanks." I replied, wondering over the fact of why the self proclaimed fastest flier in Equestria would want to race somepony who has never before used their wings.

"The pegasi are stopping the rain any minute. Not because of Dash being weather captain or anything, but because it rained all night last night."

Conveniently, the rain stopped right at that very moment.I think they use plot devices to control the weather here or something.

"Well, fuck!" I ran out of the house. I got a good look at the town; the town hall, Rarity's boutique, Sugarcube Corner, ect. Then, I saw it. A trail of rainbow flew next to me. It flew off to Celestia knows where, so I decided I should head the other way, tail between my legs.

"You ready?" Rainbow Dash asked, dashing away my hopes of making a clean dash.

"You bet I am..." I replied, lying straight through my teeth.

"First one to Crystal empire wins!"

Rainbow soared past me. I flew right to where Rainbow Dash was. The sun was beating down on us, so it was hard flying because it was so hot, hotter even than Twilight's plot! Rainbow was going on further than me, already she was thirty lenghts ahead of me. . I caught up with her, so we were at the same speed now. Which seems virtually impossible for being such a new flier. Never mind I had never taught how to fly, but I shouldn't even have the muscles in these wings to fly so fast. The wind was blowing in our hair. We could see everywhere in Equestria. Then we saw the blue crystal castle with the crystal dildo in the center. We rushed to get to the top of the castle. Rainbow Dash and I were inching towards the top. Rainbow soared past me, cumming in my eyes as she did so, and thus beat me as I stumbled, flying blind.

"Ha ha! I told you I could beat you!" Rainbow dash said. "But you did a good job for your first flight with those wings!"

"Thanks." I said with my head down,peering at my flaccid penis. Maybe someday I could use it to blind competitors.

"Cheer up, Wind! I want to show you something totally awesome!" Rainbow Dash flew up, "Come on! What are you waiting for, Hearth's Warming Eve?"

I flew up with Rainbow Dash. She showed me around the Crystal Empire, from the town, to the crystal castle. She also showed me the Crystal Dildo up close and personal. I never knew it actually vibrated when fully powered! It felt amazing.

"I wanted you to meet some ponies that I know, but they are away at a private orgy. But I got an invitation while you weren't looking!"

"Who are they?" I asked.

"Twilight's brother, Shining Armor, and his wife, Princess Cadence!" Rainbow Dash said. We sent the rest of the day just flying around Empire, talking about what I did with Babs before in my dreams. "How do you even contact Babs in your dreams? Was it a spell?"

"Well, one night I had a dream that I was here, and Babs found me. We had this special sibling bond, even though we are not actual siblings."

"Just like me and my filly friend Scootaloo!"

"Eeyup. Like that, only with sex!" After we talked for a while, it started to get dark.

"So, where are you going to sleep tonight?" Rainbow Dash inquired.

"Twilight's fuck palace."

"Oh, that tree that has a library in it! You do know Twilight's kind of an egghead, right?"

I stare at her with a " no fucking way" look, "Here I thought she was running a cheese factory!"

"Well, good night, smart ass" Rainbow Dash slapped me as she ran off. I went inside Twilght's library tree, just in time for some after dinner fucking.