The Ponies, The Echidnas, and the Downright Dumb Plumbers.

by MetroPone

Chapter #1: Laptops, Spaghetti, and the Really Old Towers.

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So after they settled in and started unpacking, I asked Rainbow Dash how she was doing, because she got to my dimension via some portal herself.

“I haven’t seen you in a long time Rainbow Dash! How’ve you been?” I asked.

“I’m doing great! You?” Rainbow said.

“Oh just the usual. I got here by finally completing that inter-dimensional portal device that I was working on! Why are here guys?”

“Well, I got here because I tripped down a hole, don't laugh at me, but anyways when I woke up, I found myself here.” Knuckles said.

“Toad told me that there was spaghetti here. Where is it?” Mario said.

As you can see, Mario here is like how he acts from those videos made by Supermarioglitchy4, anyone hear of him?

“Uhh...is that really why you're here? Did you check the restaurant at the bottom floor?” I asked.

“I’ll check there! I know the fast way down!” Mario said.

Then Mario jumped out the window. He landed with a loud thud on the concrete. He got up like nothing happened and re-entered the door.

“Uhh...what the heck?” Rainbow Dash said confusingly.

“Yeah, heard of this guy named Supermarioglitchy4?” I said.

“I see what’s going on now” RD said.

So the others (besides mario, who’s still looking for spaghetti) were still unpacking, and Knuckles got out his laptop at the same time RD got out her laptop. I became curious of their stats...

“Hey guys, what’s your laptop stats?” I said

“Mine is a Intel Core i5,” says Rainbow Dash “with a GeForce GTX 690 GPU”

“Interesting, mine is a Intel Core i7 with a cruddy Intel HD Graphics 4000. How about you Knuckles?”

“Ohh...crap I brought my work laptop. My gaming laptop at home has a Intel i7 just like yours with a GeForce GTX 690 likes yours Rainbow. My work laptop has a Intel Duo Core 2 and Intel HD Graphics 2000” Knuckles said while being a tad bit embarrassed.

Me and Dash chuckled quite a bit at that. Anyways, we got everything set up, then finally Mario comes back upstairs.

“Oh hey guys, did you hear that explosion earlier?”

“What explosion?” We said.

“Oh good, you didn’t hear it-oh, erm...”

We all had the face of total shock. I took a heavy sigh.

“What did you do this time Mario?” I say as I bury my face in my hand.

“I blew up the restaurant because they didn’t give me any more spaghetti.”

We were even more shocked. You can really tell why I called mario the Downright Dumb now. So I laid down, and got my gaming laptop out, and launched The Ship.

“What game is this? Can I play?” Mario asked

“Don’t you have your own laptop Mario?” I asked.

He looked at me with a derpy face.

“I do...” he says as he walks slowly to his bag.

He pulls out an old tower computer. He has not yet failed to make us put on our shocked face everytime he does something dumb.

“Seriously Mario? That’s your...*ahem* LAPTOP?” Knuckles said.

“My computer has a Pentium II, so suck it down!” Mario replied.

“Do you think we should kick him?” Rainbow whispered into my ear.

“Until he does something really dumb, no” I whispered back.

“Yeah, but what if that really dumb thing is setting the hotel on fire?”

“Good point...but still, let’s keep him here for the sake of it.”

“Look...Mario...there’s not even enough room in this...room to put your computer! Why did you bring that piece of junk anyways?” Knuckles exclaimed.

“Guys, guys! Can’t we just settle this by having mario put back his computer, and giving him your laptop while I go get your gaming laptop?” Rainbow Dash said.

“How are you supposed to get it?” He asked.

“By flying, duh!”

"Well there's a dimension you have to go through just to get to it" he replied.

"She can borrow my dimension traveling device for now"

“Well it'd better be snappy, and Mario, if you so much as delete a file on here, you'll find out the reason why they call me Knuckles. Anyways, here have the address” Knuckles says as he gives her his home address.

So Rainbow Dash went off to get the laptop. Knuckles got an account set up for mario, and the second he got the account logged in, Rainbow Dash was back with his gaming laptop. Knuckles thanked her, and we were all happy. We played until late that night, when we all fell asleep.

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