The Ponies, The Echidnas, and the Downright Dumb Plumbers.

So I wake up to find Rainbow Dash sleeping on my belly. I wanted to get out of bed, but I didn’t want to wake up her. I looked around the room and I noticed that Mario wasn’t there. I had a good thought on why he wasn’t in here. Rainbow Dash woke up minutes later anyways.

I looked at the clock, and realized it was 4PM. Dang timezones...anyways, we snuck out of bed, trying not to disturb Knuckles and grab something to eat. The vending machines almost didn’t give us what we wanted, but after a light kick it gave us food. While we were going back to our room, Mario happened to cross by us.

“Where were you at Mario?” Rainbow asked.

“I was trying to see if the vending machines had spaghetti in them. None of them did.”

We walked away like we didn’t even know he was there at that point.

“So, why are you here Rainbow?”

“Oh, I just wanted to hang by somewhere, so I found this hotel that I conveniently floated over by. Probably because of you I’m going to be staying here longer than expected.”

We both gave each other light hugs, and smiled at each other. We got to our room, and saw Knuckles was awake.

“Oh hey there guys. Mornin’.” Knuckles said, yawning.

“Good morning” We both said.

“Well, we’re off to an early start, it’s 4:02 PM.”

“Eeyup” I said.

“Well we’re going outside to see the sunrise” Rainbow says as she nudges me in the side.

“Ok, catch ya later.” Knuckles says as he pulls out his gaming laptop.

We set outside and found a field not too far away from us, it’s like what, a few blocks away? Anyways, we watched the sunrise. It was beautiful from this angle, and from where I lived, it was just the sun rising reaaaaaaaaaaal slowly. Here, it just rises and almost blinds you. No really, my eyes were seeing funny things the second the sun rose. Ever had that feeling?

“Wow, that was...just...I can’t describe it!” Rainbow Dash said while in awe.

“I know...” I replied.

Eventually we got up and gone to get something to eat for breakfast. After that, we went back to the hotel, only to find Mario...dancing around naked? Outside the hotel?

“Dude, wh-wha-WHAT? Mario, put some clothes on!” Rainbow Dash said whilst being shocked...again

“But this guy on the internet said I could get money this way” Mario replied.

We just ran inside the hotel.

“You know that guy?” Someone said to us.

“Uhh...no, we thought he was someone else...” I said.

We walked to the elevator and waited for it to come down, went in, and gone back to our room. Knuckles wasn’t in there, so we sat down and played some games. Sorry, I lied, we dashed to the elevator, embarrassed.

So after a good couple of rounds in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed, Mario came back yet again, while we were on our 3rd race.

“I saw Luigi around here somewhere, now I don’t know where he went.”

“Good for you.” Dash said, trying to focus on the game.

“I’ll just grab my shotgun.” Mario said, calmly I might add.

“Whatever” we both said at the same time.

After the 4th race was done and over with, we just realized what he actually said. It was right then Mario came back once again.

“I took care of Luigi alright. So, what were you guys doing?”

Luigi just runs behind him and punches him in the back.

“Why did you do that?” Luigi retaliated

“I’ve got a good question too. Why are you still alive?” Mario said surprisingly.

“I’ve got a even better question. Why can’t you two leave?” I said.

The both of them looked at eachother, then slowly backed away...

“Mario’s starting to really get on my nerves.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Mine too.” I replied.