The Ponies, The Echidnas, and the Downright Dumb Plumbers.

After that “intense” battle with Discord, we decided to kick back and play some more games. It’s all we do, we’re pretty much gaming addicts. Even Twilight is a gaming addict. Since we already had 4 players, Mario was pretty much left out.

“Okay screw you guys, I’m going to do something much more fun than play games with a homo teen, a random echidna, and 2 ponies who are used in rule 34...things!” Mario said.

We all sighed.

Meanwhile, Mario was lurking around town, trying to cause mayhem, but instead of causing mayhem around him, he was causing mayhem to himself. He didn’t care anyways.

Then he somehow ended up in the clouds (and could somehow stand on them, despite his weight being 100K tons). He found a pyramid crystal, and what did he do with it? He threw it out. The second it hit land...

“What the? My controller just flown across the room!” I said.

“My hair is all messed up!” Twilight said.

“I CAN’T STOP PUNCHING MYSELF OWOWOWOWOWOWOW” Knuckles said...while punching himself.

“I can’t stop flying into things!” Rainbow Dash said while...flying all over the room.

Mario then landed into our hotel room, breaking the roof while at it. Pieces of the pyramid crystal were scattered in the room when the hole was created, and Twilight happened to know what it was.

“MARIO!” Twilight exclaimed.

“What do you want this time you pony form of Barney?”

“You broke the Pyramid Crystal of Normality!”

The rest of us said “Wait WHAT?!”

“Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!” Mario said.

“Well since he-OW...” Knuckles pulled away his...knuckles from his face.

“As I was saying, since he was the one who destroyed it, why not let Mario find another one to replace it?” he continued.

“I agree.” Rainbow Dash said while tightening the rope around her wings to prevent herself from flying all over the place.

“Yeah, let’s do th-STOP CHASING ME CONTROLLER!” I got interrupted by the controller, being chased around by.

“Why am I the one that has to do everything?” Mario said.

“Because nobody likes you. Now get out and do what we said.” Knuckles said as he pushes Mario out and closes the door.

“Always telling me what to do...” Mario said to himself.

“What was that?” Rainbow Dash said.

“Nothing...I’m going on my way...” Mario said, then grumbling to himself.

“Now...where to find one...” Mario said to himself...again.

“I know! THE DUMPSTER!”

If I was his dad...no wait I wouldn’t be his dad because nobody likes him.

After searching the dumpster, all he found was an bag of spaghetti that was already eaten.

“Okay...now then...let’s go see if that guy across the street has it” He says to himself as he walks toward a magic shop.

“Welcome!” The cashier says as Mario enters.

“Do you have a weird floating pyramid crystal thing that can balance normality? Because this dog on my is starting to annoy me.”

“I do! It’s on sale for 1 coin.”

“Let’s see here...nope I don’t have a coin.”

A momentary pause was going on...

Then Mario just took it and somehow flew up to the clouds, all while saying “SUCKER!”

“Okay...now, how do I do this...I shall use chanting words!”

Then Mario used chanting words. Which didn’t work.

“WORK YOU PIECE OF AFHSOFUGSUHUIG”

He threw the pyramid toward a base meant for the pyramid, which then it started to float and rotate.

Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the controller stopped chasing me.

“BAD CONTROLLER. BAD.” I said.

“I guess Mario restored normality” Twilight said.

“He did, but that won’t help the fact I have a black eye now” Knuckles said.

Mario then lands through the roof of the hotel, again.

“HI GUYS!” Mario exclaimed.

“Hi Mario...” I said annoyed.

“Didn’t we do this already?” Knuckles said.

“I just fixed that pyramid triangle. I stole it from this guy who was selling it for a coin!” Mario said.

“What, you couldn’t afford something that costed a coin?” Rainbow Dash said while laughing.

“What do I look like, a bank?” Mario said.

The room gone silent.