The Ponies, The Echidnas, and the Downright Dumb Plumbers.

by MetroPone

Chapter #6: Mario's DooM

Previous Chapter

“I got my hair redone by Rarity, do you guys think it looks nice?” Twilight says as she enters.

“It looks better than before, that’s for sure.” Knuckles says.

“And look here, mario’s gone again...” I say.

Everyone takes a heavy sigh.

We could barely hear Mario in the hotel right then.

“Hey Luigi!” Mario said.

“WHAT IS IT?” Luigi exclaimed.

“It’sa time for you to die!” Mario said.

“Let go of me Mario!” Luigi said.

“OKAY” Mario said.

We assume he dropped Luigi off of the hotel for we heard a loud thud. But since their Mario & Luigi, we knew he was going to be okay...I mean, Mario’s jumped off the hotel once and it looked like he hopped an inch instead of going down 20 stories (check chapter 1 for proof).

We didn’t see Mario come back in the room though. Me and Twilight ended up getting bored and grabbed a book to read, while Rainbow Dash and Knuckles were playing Super Street Fighter IV.

We should have stopped Mario from going on and about, but we didn’t because we really didn’t feel like it.

Now let’s go to Mario.

“Psst.” Someone said from a corner.

“Who was that? Is there free spaghetti from where you’re from?” Mario said.

“Yeah yeah we have spaghetti alright...” He says and then smickers.

“What’s so funny, I like spaghetti?” Mario says.

“Oh nothing...just come on over here.”

“Alright, where’s my spaghetti?” Mario says.

“I’ll give you the spaghetti, but you got to do something first.” The stranger says.

“I have to cook it?” Mario says.

“No, all you have to do is place your hand when I place my hoof on this here.” He shows him a mysterious device, cleverly named “DooMsday”

“Okay...” Mario says as he puts his hand in there.

“Perfect...now here’s your spaghetti” He says as he runs away.

“At least I got what I wanted” He says as he eats it.

“Wait a minute...that device was named DooMsday...THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING!” He says to himself.

“MOAR SPAGHETTI!” He says as he punches it, causing destructive forces to rise from the ground.

Back at the hotel...

“It feels like we’re having an earthquake!” Twilight Sparkle says.

“Or maybe it’s mario being a idiot like per usual” I said.

Right then, a demon entered our room.

“Anyone want to bet Mario was behind this?” Rainbow Dash said.

“I’ll put all my money on that bet.” Knuckles says as he punches the demon right in the jaws.

“Well I’m going to see where Mario is right now so we can figure out what’s causing all of this.” Rainbow Dash says.

So she dashes off (ooh, a [bad] pun) to find Mario, while we defend our self.

“WHERE’S MAH SPAGHETTI?” Mario’s not happy that the DooMsday device isn’t giving him spaghetti. Eventually it breaks, and it so happens that Rainbow Dash found him right as he broke it.

“Mario, I’m betting you’re behind this.” She says as she shows her the demons that have been unleashed.

Mario pushes her to the side, while screaming “SPAGHETTI DEMONS. GIVE ME YOUR SPAGHETTI!”

“Oh for pete sakes...” Rainbow Dash says to herself.

Meanwhile, we’re still trying to defend ourselves with everything we can.

So after about 10 centuries (felt time), it seemed that they have stopped coming.

“I can barely feel my hands” Knuckles said.

“My head hurts real bad” Twilight said.

“Let’s just call it a day and kick mario out guys...” I said right when Rainbow Dash entered.

“I agree...” Rainbow Dash said.