You're a pet pony to a horrid owner! He gives you only 3 meals a day, not your wanted 4, grooms you even though you're your own colt, and named you Rudy! Rudy! So from now on, you decide to change that. Once. And. For. All.

(This is just a silly little idea I came up with. Doubt anyone will read it, but hey. Sometimes you just gotta smell the flowers and say 'Screw Everything!)