After the debacle of losing Mann Co. to Gray Mann, the members of the RED team are rehired under the direct employment of Team Fortress Industries. Their first mission back together as a team will have them heading to a dimension right out of Pyroland: the Kingdom of Equestria. The mission? Guard the Elements of Harmony from everything that comes their way. The reward? A magic formula to create synthetic austrailium.

Prepare yourself, because the mission begins in thirty seconds…

(Rated teen for cursing, gore, and immature shenanigans.)

Note: this story is undergoing revision after receiving feedback from multiple proofreaders about stylistic and mechanical errors. Chapter 8 is the last update for now. New chapters will be posted only after the existing ones are "fixed."