Helmet Cam feed: Live (REC)

"Damn, where am I? I sure as hell don't remember being in goddamn forest. What is this place?" Dawn asked quikly and was met with the gaze of a dozen bright yellow eyes in front of him. "Aw, fuck! Well, I know you things are having for breakfast. Some Shotgun Rain mudda fuckas!" Dawn whipped up his 12 gauge and pumped every round into the crowd of eyes, only to be met with splinters.
"Gaw! Fuck! One got in my finger! Well, that solved one problem. Now I need the facts. Where the fuck am I, how the fuck I got here, and how the fuck do I leave? Hey I see lights from that tree over there! I shall investigate!" Dawn was very distracted and began moving to the cabin, only to be met with trap and long fall.

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Dawn had woken awe struck and scared shitless at the sight of structures underground and the green lights with insect like things flying around.
"What the fuck?!?!" Dawn screaming, hoping someone would help him comprehend where he was and what was happening.
"Who's there?!? A raspy voice screeched at him from above.
"I ain't telling you nothing until I get answers!"
"What's the problem here?" Another insect thing intergected
"I say take him to the queen, she'll know what to do."
"Queen? What Qu-" One of the insect things knocked him out and the began dragging him to some "queen".

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"Uhhghh, where a-"
"You are in the changeling hive under Ponyville." The much larger "changeling" said to him. Although it's voice sounded much smoother and less raspy, it was british sounding, feminine and fustrated.
"What in the fu... what's a changeling and where did you say I was? And where are my guns?" Dawn looked very angry, very tired, and hungover as fuck, but the "Leader changeling" was unable to see his expression due to his very handy dandy helmet.
"A changeling is one of the many creatures here in Equestria, but we are very different from ponies because we change form to look like and pony. We also have atributes from pegasi and unicorns, but we are not alicorns. Also we have an exoskeleton instead of a coat and we have "cheese legs", but you are not a native creature Equestria. I frankly do not know what you are. And you are in a Changeling Hive under Ponyville in the "magical land of Equestria", and we are the sworn enemy of pony kind due to us trying to seige Canterlot, but we failed. And your guns will be given back to you if you agree to help us." What ever this place is, the scarlet and lavender ODST wasn't havin' any of it's shenanigans. But then he considered the consequences of him trying to attack an entire civilization on his own, with his fists. He had no choice other than to straight up leave and forget his guns or agree to help this somewhat odd terrorist group get it's shit together. He really missed Shotgun Rain, so he nodded in resentment for his drunken stupidity back in the bomb shelter.
"Okay, I'll help you. What's the task that I'm up to?"
"We need you to blend into pony society in Ponyville. Hell, make a few friends, throw some parties, get laid, I don't care. Just make yourself seem like a nice guy and get the Elements of Harmony to lower they're guard long enough for us to mobilize an attack. Simple enough? By the way, call me Chrysalis." Chrysalis said as she walked away fom you and spoke to the two guards and left.
"Alright give me my guns back, and remove the glue from my hands, please." Dawn said relieved and hastily to the guards and as that "glue" had been removed, Dawn Stryker picked up his non-standardized equipment and left the Hive.

Author's Note

Alright, tune in tomorrow night for a new chapter in the oddly inappropriate misadventures of Dawn Stryker in Equestria!

BTW I will take any and all advice. I respond to most but not all comments and I hope that this story is okay.