As I open the bathroom door, I am overcome with an unsettling shiver; it slithers down my spine, almost as if time itself stopped. Sound seems to escape the environment as I creep my way into the hallway. I wonder where Flitter and CC are...”Flitter! CloudChaser! I am going to get changed first, then I'll come to...you...guys...” My voice trailed off as I opened the door. Of course... I outwardly sigh as I walk into my room, heading straight for my closet. All the while I could feel the gazes coming from both of them. Flitter was trying to kill me with her eyes, no doubt because of the way I treated them this morning, while CC seemed to have forgotten the reason why she was even here. CloudChaser did not even try to hide the fact she was checking me out, as I searched for clothes.

I kneel to grab a pair of jeans, when I feel something... More specifically, the lack of something... I look down to see my towel on the ground. It feels as if a volcano erupted on my cheeks; without even looking I can tell my whole face is red hot. Slowly, I reach for the towel, only... It’s not where it was... Neither are my dirty clothes... I turn around to see both Flitter and Cloudchaser with said items pressed against their faces; deep inhales can be heard easily, and it kinda turns me on to see them obsessing over me like this... I let out a deep cough, and nonchalantly say, “You guys are perverts.,” I flash the two a sinister grin, before I slide into the clothes I just pulled out.

Once fully clothed, I sit in my desk chair, and spin to face the two. Oblivious to them, I start clearing my throat, in hopes it rouses their attention. After a minute of this, I decide to speak up, “Hey, how do I smell?”

“Heavenly...,” Flitter is the first to respond, lost in her own mind.

“Sexy.,” Cloudchaser bluntly says, just as lost as Flitter.

“Yo, you guys want to talk or just smell my crotch?”

Something’s...Off. Wait, why is Cloud’s hand there... Okay, why is sh-, “What the flying fuck, Cloud! For the love of the gods, do that in your own room; y’know, where the door is locked. And Flitter and I aren’t in the same room!,” I yell as my hands fly up to cover my eyes.

“You know Rumble, you were awfully rude earlier... You hurt Flitter and I’s feelings, and we came to a consensus; because you used us as an outlet for your anger, it’s only fair we use you as an outlet for our...desires.” Cloud responds, her hand never ceasing to rub against her.

I turn to exit the room, only to find my arms not working. Come on! Just need to...to... The combined scent of their pheromones quickly overpower my brain, and make me forget what I was going to do.

“There’s no way out; we just so happened to run into Zecora, who in turn gave us... A little help.” Cloud holds out a bottle with her free hand, the liquid inside a bright pink, bubbly mixture.

“I-I-I...Umm...,” I need to get out of here! I mean... I should get out of here, but...Boobs.... My body was taking over, leaving my brain a confused wreck.

“No use in trying to get out of here! We made sure Zecora made this extra powerful.,” Flitter chimes in, seeing me struggle.

“I...No good can come of this! Besides, isn’t this rape?” I pleaded to them hoping they could see reason.

“It’s not rape if you enjoy it.” Cloudchaser answers, still focused on her body.

“Fuck! Damnit, this is wro-” I’m cut off by something tugging at my pant leg; Flitter has crawled over and is roughly trying to pull my pants off, “What the hell?!? Flitter, you of all people?”

Come on legs, work! Shit, one day without Thunderlane, and I’m already screwed-Literally and physically!

“Stop resisting; it only makes it worse.,” Flitter flashes me a devious grin, and moves her way up to my zipper; sensually undoing my pants.

“Damnit, this is so wrong...”

“Heh, let’s just get these out of the way.” Cloudchaser makes her way towards me, and joins Flitter in removing my pants. After a minute of the two tugging and pulling at the legs, they finally come off; my stiffy popping from the confines. Slowly, I begin backing up towards my bed. While they are preoccupied with my pants, I use this chance to pump my wings as hard as possible towards the window; which sits right above the head of my bed.

The fall down proved more difficult than I imagined; although I could fly my way out the window, once I exited my wings ceased working once again. I hit the ground- hard, the dirt beneath me proving no cushion. Slowly, I rise from my prone position, only to overhear my sisters wondering where I went. Damn, that was close!

“Ahh well now lets get to th- wait where’d Rumble go?” Flitter obviously not even noticing me escape out the window.

“Quick! He couldn’t have gone far!” Cloudchaser said at the top of her lungs, furious that their meal had eluded them yet again.

I wipe the sweat from my forehead, and run towards town as fast as my legs can carry me. Which, thanks to that damn potion, is just a light jog. As I venture further into town, I notice the stares of (mostly mares) ponies and their horrified expressions plastered on their faces as I run by; mentally screaming my brains to death. THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE, If luck wasn’t on my side I would be the meat in a Flitter and CC SANDWICH! I have got to be more carefu-

“OOF” Although I ran into something, as I lay atop of it, it seems rather...soft. Looking down, I find non other than Scootaloo beneath me; her deep blush showing through her orange fur. “Eh heh heh, sorry there Scoots, I-I was a little caught up in my thoughts, guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was goi-nn-gg-OH SHIT!,” I look down to not just find her underneath, but also my member standing at full attention. I immediately rise to my feet as fast as I can, pulling my shirt down to cover my erection. FUCK! This is not good... Not only are Flitter and CC after me, but I also scarred one of my best friends... “I am SOO SORRY, I didn’t realize my pants- and the lack of...Fuck!!!”

For a moment, Scoots just stays still, the gears in her head looked to be in overdrive. For a brief second I thought I saw smoke emitting from her ears, and a small nosebleed beginning to form. Oh no! I must’ve hit her way too hard! Damn it, I think I broke her! She blinks twice before speaking, “Oh, h-hey Rumble... Umm it’s nice to see you too... You do realize you ran through town without pants on, right?”

“Don’t remind me.” I feel as the blood consumes my cheeks, lighting them up like a Great and Powerful Trixie magic show. A silence follows, and for what seemed like a millenia, nothing was said. Just us looking in opposite directions, avoiding each other's gazes.

A cough emerges from behind Scootaloo, causing me to flinch. I look back and see somepony behind her... No, that can’t be... FUCK it is! Why the hell is Ms. Cheerilee with Scoots? “Heyyyy Ms. Cheerilee, what’s going on?” I stutter.

“Well, I was enjoying the day out with my sister, until you lewdly barreled into Scootaloo.” Cheerilee just stood their with the most disapproving stare I had ever seen her manage. It was worse than that one time Scootaloo and I were painting cows to see if their milk would change colors. We had to take care of them for an entire week; I still have nightmares involving colorful poop and udders spraying multi colored liquid in all directions. Never again...

“Uhh, I guess a simple apology won’t do, then?” I ask in a downtrodden tone.

“I’m going to have a serious talk with your brother when he gets back. And about more than just this. There’s also the problem of your relationship with your sisters.,” Cheerilee responds in a monotone voice. “Come on Scootaloo, before his perversion rubs off on you.”

As Cheerilee turns to leave, Scoots approaches me and whispers, “You and I are going to have a serious talk later. I want to know everything about what happened.” She reaches down, and gives my ass a squeeze before departing. “Later...stud!” She winks and at me and walks away like nothing happened.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!

I rush towards Pips house, it only being a few blocks away; within five minutes, I was at the front door, pounding and yelling. “Pip open up! I need pants! And a place to stay!”

Slowly, the door creaks open, and a hand pulls me inside. “Mate, what the bloody hell happened?” Pip asks, as he eyes me up and down.

“Long story... I mean, there was the pants and...and my sisters, I bumped into Scootaloo... Just, this day is fucked up. I’ll tell you about it later, just can I get a pair of pants?” I ask, practically begging.

“Yea alright, I’ll get ya some pants, I’d rather not stare at your knob dangling in front of you.” He takes a whiff of the air around me and immediately winces. “And a shower too, you reak more than a bloody timberwolf covered in shit.”

“Thanks Pip, I owe you big time for this.”

“Yeah, yeah, just wash the pants ‘fore ya return ‘em. I’d rather not smell like your shite ass.” Pip sarcastically remarks.

My shower is uneventful,my brain and body too tired to enjoy my favorite pass time; and before long I find myself crashing on Pip’s couch; fatigue starting to cloud my mind.

Ugh, I got a feeling tomorrow’s going to be terrible... I slowly drift into a well deserved sleep.

Author's Note

Note from Vic Viper: COCKBLOCKED!
Note from me: EAT IT! Also, enjoy the update!