No Place For a Hero(or steve the pony killer)

A flash of light was all cl4p-tp (or clap-trap)saw over skag gorge. "what the spincters! better go see what that was before the skags wake up." the small robot drove over to the huge hill that was over skag gorge. "oh god i hate climbing." as clap-trap climbed the hill what had caused the flash of light was having her own problems. "dangit pinkie pie i told you not to jumb out at me like that when i'm casting a spell" twilight breathed in and out "now what do you have do say pinkie- WHAT THE BUCK!" when twilight opened her eyes she saw not her home but sand, miles upon miles of sand. "ugh uggghhh" twilight stop when she heard a noise from below her "um hello anypony there?". "anypony? don't cha mean anybody?" twilight sceamed when clap-trap spoke behind her, and she bucked him in the face. "AAAAHHH! oof! ow! oof!" clap-trap rolled(?) off the hill and twilight ran for her life "hey you dumb pony you broke my speech systems! oh god damn does this sting" clap-trap drove back to his house to fix his speech systems "I will get you purple horny pony thing, oh yes I WILL GET YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" clap-trap drove to the neerest town to talk to his buddy steve who would be in the slugnut bar. as cl4p-trap entered the bar he took notice of all the people inside: they where of course humans, some had robotic limbs in place of missing ones, they where of course drunk, and every one of them had guns, guns, and more guns. in the back sat steve, who waved to clap-trap and said "hayoooo!" clap-trap sat next to steve and asked him to find twilight and kill her "hayoooo?" clap-trap stop when steve asked that " steve it's a pony with a fucking horn on it's head! it sticks out more then a skag in a snow storm!" steve got up and walked out of the bar starting the hunt. "yes purple horn pony you will pay, MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!" everyone in the bar then yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"