No Place For a Hero(or steve the pony killer)

for the last 7 weeks twilight was been shot at, beaten bloody, had her horn cut off, and  twilight has a feeling she's being hunted by one of these psychopaths "oh sweet Celestia what is wrong with this place?" twilight fell to the sand below her and then she heard someone singing "this ain't no place for no hero to call home" twilight's eyes widen "that's what's wrong here, this place doesn't have anyone to save it!" twilight shot up from the hot sand "if i can get home i can get the others to help me bring harmony to this place! it's the best plan!" twilight ran to the nearest town she stop when she saw someone in a odd looking machine. the man got out of the machine and walked out of it and said "heyooo." he pointed to his machine and to an unseen town 79 miles away "you want to give me a ride in your machine?" twilight thought why is he is nice a everypony is so evil? "heyooo" he picked her up and pt her in the back. steve fired up his rider and told the pony "heyooo" and he drove off to the middle of nowhere"hummm why are you only saying heyo?" the pony looked confused why he only said heyo. -5 hours later- "heyoooo" steve took the pony out of the back of his rider "are we there ya-wait where are we!?!?" twilight was confused why they where in the middle of nowhere and what was he grabbing? steve grabbed his shotgun pistol "heyooo!" he turned twilight around pointing his gun at the back of her head. twilight turned around to face him "what are you do-" BOOM! steve looked at his handy work, a large hole in twilight's head removing her face and the back of her skull "heyooo!" steve walked back to his rider just as a pack of skags showed up. the skags showed no haste a they started eating twilight's dead body.

---------------------------------------------------------at the bar with cl4p-trap-------------------------------------------------------------------------

cl4p-trap was snoring(?) after getting so drunk(?) waiting for steve to kill that purple horny pony "heyooo!" cl4p-trap jump up and srceamed "holy sweet spincters! AAAAAAHHHHHH!"