Pinkie Pie: Party of Chickun

Pinkie Pie walked over to the manual and started reading out loud.

"Mr. Coffee, five cup Coffeemaker" She said as she read the front cover which had a picture of the coffee machine on it. Shrugging, she turned the next page.

"Safety..." She said as she skipped the pages titled "IMPORTANT SAFEGUARDS"

"More safety..." She said as she noticed several caution symbols on the next two pages, which she immediately skipped.

"Troubleshooting..." She said as she looked at the left page, then to the right, "Using Mr. Co- Oh, cleaning, never mind" She skipped the next page.

Annoyed that the book didn't have an index, she started turning pages faster, "Warranty, Precautiones... Wait-a-minute!" She paused slamming a hoof down, "Now it's in Spanish!"

Then she looked at the coffee diagram on the next page, and something hit her. She flipped back several paged to the English version where it said, "SAVE THESE INSTRUCTIONS" Which she thought were more safeguards because of the caution symbols.

"Ah," She said, "Operation and use" She had the instructions...

Pinkie Pie followed the instructions, pouring the water in and turning the machine on, then she waited. She watched as the machine slowly heated up and poured her coffee out... drip, by drip, by drip...

"Aaargh!" She huffed and threw her arms up, "Can't you go an faster!?" She said to the machine. In response, it slowed down its dripping. She narrowed her eyes at it, until she heard-

"WHAAAA!" The babies had woken up...

Pinkie pie rushed upstairs and over to the babies rooms. But she opened the doors slowly so she didn't scare the them.

"Hey," She asked nervously, "What's wrong?" She knew what these things were capable of.

She got the hint as pound cake tried to shove a stuffed animal further and further into his mouth. She ran over and grabbed the milk bottles, giving it to the babies, who, after a few drinks, fell right back to sleep.

"Whew," She wiped some nervous sweat drops off of her. she was glad they weren't awake yet, she still had to try that new beverage!

Pinkie Pie raced back downstairs, back to the coffee machine.

"One cup!" She looked at the machine, sad that she would have to wait for four more to be poured... then she thought of something, "Good enough!"

Pinkie Pie ran over to a cabinet, opened it, grabbed a cup, and placed it under the machine, replacing the original thing which she now held in her hoof. Slowly she tilted the thing back, hoping the babies wouldn't interrupt her. They didn't.

"Hot!" She stammered, "And bitter!"

She puckered a bit, setting the coffee container down on the counter. It needed something...

"Milk!" She shouted and sped over to the fridge. She grabbed a carton and ran back, then spilled a whole cup of milk into the coffee thing, making it half-coffee, half-milk.

She took a sip... it still needed...

"Sugar!" Pinkie gasped and ran over to the cabinet, pulling out a bag of sugar as large as herself. She opened, grabbed a tablespoon, and put two tablespoons of sugar into the drink. Then she chugged.

She slammed the drink down on the counter. She suddenly seemed more awake somehow...

She looked back to the coffee machine. The coffee cup she had placed under it was almost completely filled, and that just wouldn't do...

She grabbed another coffee cup, took the old cup out, and replaced it with the original coffee pourer. Then she split the coffee between the two coffee cups, added half milk, two tablespoons sugar, and drank...

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie felt more awake than an other moment in her life.