After drinking a beverage known as coffee, eating thirty cupcakes, and feeling the excitement of new party ideas, pinkie starts shaking. She shakes so much, in fact, that she vibrates above the limits of the uncertainty principle, giving the universe a headache trying to figure out where she's going. So instead of trying to figure that out like a good universe, it bribes her to get her to stop.

Her first request was, "Ooh! Gimme one of the most eaten, delicious foods in the whole wide universe!", and so it gave her a food scientifically made to be both delicious and cheep: Kentucky Fried Chickun.

Before she realizes what she's doing, Pinkie Pie develops a taste for meat.

(Set any time after "Baby Cakes")

(Pinkie Pie part of image found at http://jj-bb.deviantart.com/art/Done-Nothing-Productive-All-Day-373291761 . I couldn't find the Scootaloo KFC image anywhere on the internet.)