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The Element of B00bz and H4x0rz and drugs and stuff

by ThaumicSlime
A heartwarming tale of how a Human known as Conner found his way into the colourful realm known a Equestria... loljk2edgy3u

Now, listen here kiddies. I have a story to tell you all. It's the story of how I found my way to the magical and sexist land of Equestria.

"But Wind! You already told us this one last nigh-"

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY LITTLE CUNT. IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF.

Ahem, moving on. It all began on a sunny day in my mom's basement, a day much edgier than usual…

This is one of the many newly improved versions of "The Element of Time."

Credit to TheaterCritic for the inspiration and the original fic.

Incomplete
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Random
Human
 

87 words: Estimated less than a minute to read

1 Chapter:

  1. A Wet Welcome ;) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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