My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

My name is Robert. I just recently moved to a small town called SmallsVille, I have a lot of family here. But I really miss all of my friends at Fort Pain. I am confused with this because all of my life, people told me that family was more important than friends. Well, I guess my friends kind of became like my family.

I am currently walking in a wooded area, because I was feeling cramped in my new house. I hear some rustling in a nearby bush. I walk over to it and move some limbs out of the way and see a pair of walled eyes.

A grey, 5ft mare, blonde mane and tail, and wings jumped out of the bush and starts to run off. I fell to the ground but got back up and started to chase after her. I chased her for about 2 minutes until we got to a drop off point. I didn't see it, but I am pretty sure she did because she jumped. I thought she was just jumping over a stick so I jumped about the same spot she did. Normally, that would of been a bad idea. But for me, it was an experience of a life time.

I awoken in an unfamiliar wooded area.  But one thing that was familiar, was the Pony. She did not run away from me this time, she just sat there and stared at me. I stared back and realized who she was, she was Derpy Hooves! I sat up and she quickly did the same and started to back away.

"Wait, don't go!" I said.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Robert. And your name is?" I said, pretending not to know.

"My name is Derpy Hooves. Can I ask you another question?"

"Of course you can."

"What exactly are you?"

I giggled at her question and looked down trying to hide my smile so I don't offend her.

"Very good question Derpy. I am called a human. Our species are very different. For example, You walk on four hooves, and I walk on two feet. See?"

I stood up and started to walk in circles. Then I sat back down.

"Your starting to sound like Dr.Whooves."

I laughed, then looked back at her.

"Well, I guess its my turn to start asking questions."

"OKAY!"

Derpy got very excited, and I just kinda did and awkward smile.

"What exactly were you doing in my world?"

Derpy got extremely silent and looked at me as her smile slowly faded and turned into aggravation

"I am not supposed to tell anypony or anyhuman about our experiments!"

"Okay, okay. I did not mean to get into "classified information". Can you at least get me to the closest town."

"The closest town is Ponyville. It is a lovely place! But maybe I should take you to Dr.Whooves first."

"Why?"

"I don't know, but he told me that I should take anything I find to him if I don't know much about it."

"Oh great, I am going to become a lab project." I thought to myself