My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

I followed Derpy out of the woods and took a look around to realize that it was night time. I decided just to keep quiet. If Derpy wanted to talk she would of talked to me. Plus, I didn't want to wake anypony up. We walked up to a house and Derpy knocked on the door. A few seconds later, Dr.Whooves, a brown pony with a green tie on came to the door.

"Derpy, who is this?" Asked Dr.Whooves

"This is my new friend. He followed me into the portal." Explained Derpy

"Wow, wow, wow. Portals? You mean that stuff is real?" Said Robert

"You came into a world where ponies can talk, fly, use magic, and are the civilians, but you are surprised by the portals?"

"Dr.Whooves! he has not found out about that yet!"

"Oops."

I pretended to be surprised, but could not help but smile.

"Well, the information is not having much effect. Either he has already lost his sanity or he has a very open mind. Come on in."

We walked into his house and I looked around. I seen tubes, beakers, Cylinders, and some other things I could not name. Pretty much anything you needed to do any kind of research. Dr.Whooves grabbed a notebook and a pencil.

"Take a seat."

I sat down on a wooden chair as Dr.Whooves started to take notes.

"I am going to ask you to do some things and I am going to take notes of what you do and how you do it."

"Um... okay."

After doing a bunch of basic things and trying to do impossible things he started to ask me a bunch of questions. I felt like I was Louie from Interview with the Vampire.

"Okay, we are almost done here. I just need to get some measurements."

He measured my height, arm length, leg length, shoe size, etc...

"Alright, we are done. Derpy, What time is it?"

"ADVENTURE TIME!"

"Ha ha, no Derpy. I mean what time of the day is it?"

"Oh, 12:32 AM"

"I can tell that you are no danger to anypony. Twilight Sparkle usually does not go to sleep till about 2:00 AM, so she should still be awake right now. Go see if she can let you stay at her place tonight."

"Sleep? who needs *Yawn* Sleep?"

"You do apparently!"

"Fine, I'm going. Um, where exactly is her place"

"I will take you there."