My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

"Well, that sucks." I said quietly to myself

"Oh finally, company." Said Discord from a nearby cell

"What is going on." I said rushing to his cell

"You tell me. I was just minding my own business, when Phenominal pony’s came, then placed me in this magic proof cell."

I looked around and seen that we were indeed, in the dungeon. An Idea then occurred to me!

"I know how I am going to get you out!"

"Whats the plan?"

"I am going to ring that bell over there, and scream the prisoner is escaping"

"What?!?!"

"Stay with me here. Then when a Phenominal Guard comes in I am going to knock him out, take the key, and get you out."

"What if more comes."

"We will fight!"

"You are speaking my language boy!"

"Names Robert, by the way."

"I believe I need no introduction."

"No, you don't. Are you ready?"

"I'm ready." Said Discord. I then ran and rung the bell.

"THE PRISONER IS ESCAPING, HELP, HELP!!!"

I hid behind the door and sure enough, two Gaurds, wearing dark blue armour came and started looking around. I pulled off their helmets and knocked their heads together. They fell to the ground so I grabbed the keys, and ran to Discords cell.

"We don't have much time." I said as I opened his cell door and he walked out beside me.

"Less time than you think." He said as he pointed to a crowd of Phenominal Gaurds.

"You remember the plan?"

"How can I forget?"

The Gaurds charged at us, swinging swords and throwing spears. Discord and I dodged every throw they made. They did the same for us.

"We can't keep going like this!"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Actually, I do!"

"Huh?

I felt a strike of pain as he flew into me, through my chest. I developed yellow eyes with red pupils, white eyebrows and goatee, one long fang, my tongue became forked, my left hand finger nails became talons, and my right hand fingernails became claws.

"Lets rock."

I tore through the crowd of Phenominal Gaurds like a hot knife cuts through butter. One by one, they fell, until the dungeon was completely empty. I walked out to the court yard to see the sky was night. I looked down at my watch and seen it was 2:30 PM.

"It should be day right now. Maybe I should get a better look over Equestria."

I flew up into the air and seen all over, was Phenominal. The clouds were the same dark mist that Fluttershy described for the kidnapper's cloak. I teleported to Ponyville and seen all of the citizens were infected with Phenominal.

*Thoughts*

"There has to be some way I can turn them back!"

"Hello, I'm Discord! I can bend reality!"

"Do you think we can pull the Phenominal out of them?"

"Just one."

"Why just one?"

"I need high concentration to do something that is considerably "possible". Doing something that makes since bores me."

"Alright now let me see who I can save right now."

I looked around, thinking on who I should save, then I see Scootaloo!

"I know who I am going to save."

"I know I can hear your thoughts."

"Right."

I teleport Scootaloo over to me and grab her and cover her mouth in so she can't scream.

*Talking*

"Its okay Scootaloo. I am going to save you!" I whisper to her.

I use my magic to pull the Phenominal out of her, turn it in to a basketball and throw it in to a nearby trash can.

"Are you okay Scootaloo?"

"How do you know my name?"

"I am friends with Rainbow Dash?"

"She talks about me?"

"Yes, all the time!" I lied

"Can we go see her?"

"Yes, as soon as a figure out how."

"What do you mean?"

"You will find out soon."

*Thinking*

"Hey Discord, do you think you can take us to the girls?"

"I can give it a try."

Next thing I know, Scootaloo and I are in the Hotel with The girls, I also seen I was wearing a brown suit with a red tie, and I had a Cane.

*Talking*

"Well, well, well. I seen the training went well. A little too well." Said Celestia

"We said training, not bending." Said Luna

"It was the only way we could of got out of there alive." I said

"I see you brought company." Said Rainbow Dash with a grin

"Rainbow Dash!" Yelled Scootaloo, and with that, she jumped out of my arms and ran in to Rainbow Dash's

"Now that’s sweet."

"Well, at least you now you got what it takes to defeat Phenominal." Said Celestia

"Yeah, but how long until we can go back to Equestria?"

"All portals have been closed off for a week." Said Luna

"Wow, what are we going to do for a week?" We all thought for a couple of seconds, until Pinkie Pie spoke up

"How about a week long party!"

"A week long party? We will be all tuckered out before it is all over with!" Said Rainbow Dash

"How about a cruise?" I suggested

"A cruise?" Asked Twilight

"Its a ship where..."

"I know what a cruise is but I am just asking why."

"It sounds fun." I said and everyone nodded in agreement

"Then we are all at an agreement. We are going on a cruise." Said Celestia