My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

After a while, we found the docks and started to board the ship, but the ticket guy came up.

"Hey you need tickets to board the ship."

"Shut up and take my money" I said as I handed him 100 dollars.

"Have a nice cruise".

We boarded the ship and went straight to the corridors.

"Wait. We need a room." Said Celestia as an employee so happened to be passing by

"Hey, which room is empty?" I asked the employee

"That one." Said the employee as he pointed to a room

"Thanks"

"We still need a key" Said Celestia

I then magically made a key and waved it in front of her

"Oh yeah."

I opened the door and we walked in.

"Its a little cramped, don't ya think?" Said Apple Jack

I snapped my fingers and the room grew bigger on the inside than the outside, a flat screen TV appeared on the wall, 6 twin sized beds appeared, so did 2 king sized beds, each bed with the name who they belonged to engraved in the head board, red carpet on the floor, chandler on the roof, and classic music playing.

"Hey Dash, looks like we will be sharing a bed!" Said Scootaloo

"Looks that way Scoots." Said Rainbow Dash as she gave Scootaloo a playful nookie.

"And looks like Robert and Fluttershy are going to be sharing one to." Said Twilight with an eyebrow raised

She said with an eyebrow raised.

"Call me Robcord, and with what me and her has been through, its hard to not get close."

*Thoughts*

"Isn’t that sweet."

"Shut up Discord."

*Talking*

"You know, Classic music is not exactly my style of music." Said Rainbow Dash

"No problem Dashie."

I snapped my fingers and made an MP3 Player appear in my hands with all kinds of Heavy Metal and Rock n Roll on it (Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, AC DC, Kiss, Nickelback, Skillet, Black Veil Brides, Evanescence, and more), and handed it to her.

"How do I work this thing?"

I showed her the basics (How to pick a song, switching back and forth, naming, deleting, adding, etc...)

"Thanks."

"No problem."

"Everyone get settled in, we are going to be here a week, might as well get comfortable." Said Celestia, with a regal tone.

"Yeah, after we get settled in we can go swimming in the pool."

"Theirs a pool on the ship?" Said Pinkie Pie, getting excited.

"You bet there is!"

"I am not much for pools." Said Rarity, patting her hair

"There might be a hot tub here to."

"And if there isn’t one?"

"I can make one."

"You might not want to use your magic." Said Luna

"I can pass myself as a magician." I said

"That might work." Said Celestia, nodding

We got unpacked and comfortable in the room. I started to get bored, just laying on the bed, so I decided it was time to go to the pool.

"Alright, everyone get into your swim suits."

"Wait, we don't have swim suits!" Scootaloo pointed out

"Oh yeah, I completely forgot. Here." I snapped my fingers again and swim suits appeared on everyone's bed with their Cutie marks on them. Except for Scootaloo, I gave her the same designed as Rainbow Dash's.

"Yay!" Scootaloo exclaimed

"That's... Cool." Said Rainbow Dash

*Thoughts*

"Looks like you have a soft spot after all."

"What did I think Discord! What did I think!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Everyone started to strip down. My wings sprung out so fast that if it went any faster, it would of made a sonic boom. I quickly rushed out of the room but stayed by the door. I couldn’t help but over hear what they said.

*Talking*

"What was that about?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"Maybe he forgot something outside." Scootaloo Suggested

"I think he got embarrassed." Pinkie Pie said

"Pinkie actually makes since this time, seeing someone as beautiful as me strip down. Well, I would get embarrassed to! What do you think Fluttershy?"

"Oh, um... I think we all should be considerate of his feelings and not say anything to him about it."

"Rainbow Dash, cover Scootaloo's ears." Celestia said. Rainbow Dash covered Scootaloo's ears. Scootaloo did not like that too much, she kept trying to struggle away but eventually gave up.

"I agree with Fluttershy, if you noticed, Robcord got wing erection"

"Ohhh" Said the Mane Six in union

"Yes, lets not say anything to him about it. He might be embarrassed about it."

"Yes, we will go get him." Said Luna

Luna opened the door and signalled me back in. I walked in and the Mane Six giggled a little but did not say anything.

"Sorry I ran out. I thought maybe y’all should have some privacy." I said

"Oh, its quiet alright darling. We all understand." Rarity reassured

"Boeing" Pinkie Pie blurted out and Rainbow Dash elbowed her.

"What she means is she cant wait to Boeing right in that pool ha ha." Said Rainbow Dash

I just kinda looked down and went to the bathroom to change. I came back out and seen them waiting on me.

"Are y’all ready."

"Yes, lets go to this pool."

We went to the pool and everyone but Rarity and I jumped right in to the pool.

"So, where is the hot tub?" Rarity Asked

"Right here." I said snapping my fingers, making a hot tub right next to the pool.

"Thank you darling." She said kissing my cheek.

I again got wing boner, but I slipped right into the hot tub so no one could see.

"Come in, the water is nice and warm." I said with an awkward smile. Rarity giggled and came in. We talked about fashion and other things. Until Rarity asked me a question.

"Hey darling do you mind doing something for me?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Do you mind massaging my neck. I am starting to get a cramp."

I kind of hesitated, with my wing boner and all. But I did not want to seem rude. So I looked over to Fluttershy and she nodded.

"Okay." I scooted over to her and started to massage her neck.

"So, how did you get in to our world?"

"Its a long story."

"I do love long stories, as long as its not boring."

"Well, I doubt falling through a portal is boring."

"No, that does not sound boring at all."

"Well, okay. I was out for a walk in the woods, I seen some rustling in a bush, and it was a Pegasus pony. I followed it to a drop off point and I fell, when I woke up, I was in the Everfree Forest."

"That's... stunning."

"I guess I can see that. How does your neck feel?"

"Much better now, thanks darling."

Rarity then moved back to her original spot. Then Twilight shouted from the other side of the pool.

"I am going to see if I can find a Library on this boat!"

"Just don't be long. Alright?"

"Okay!" Twilight said as she hopped out of the pool, dried off, and took off.

"Perhaps we all should get out, I am starting to prune." Said Rarity

"Yeah, same over here." Agreed Celestia

Everyone else agreed, so we got out, dried off, then went back to the room. We just hanged out for a couple of hours.

"Where could Twilight be? She should be back for now." Said Celestia

"She said she was going to see if she could find a library, maybe she is having trouble finding it, or she is having trouble coming back." I said

"Could you go find her?" Asked Luna

"Okay, I gave her permission, so I guess it is my responsibility to find her."

"Yes, it is. Thank you." Said Celestia

I wondered around the ship for a couple of minutes and found her, having trouble keeping her balance.

"Twilight, are you alright?"

"Just *hick* super."

"Twilight, are you alright?"

"What? I said *hick* I'm okay!"

"Twilight, I want you to stand on one foot, and try to touch your nose." She tried to stand on one foot as I said, but kept falling.

"Great, your drunk. Tell me what happened."

"Well, I could not find the Library,*hick* and some nice man brought me to a place called a bar, I had some *hick* drinks called wine. It tasted *hick* good."

"I am going to take you back to our room. Okay?"

"Okay. *hick*"

I picked her up and put her on my back. It was kinda hard, with her leaning one direction and almost making me fall over.

"Hold on tight."

She tightened her grip and I walked slowly back to our room, where Celestia was waiting.