My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

I wake up the next morning by the sound of groaning.

"Yep, Twilight’s awake."

I rise out of bed and walked over to Twilight's bed.

"Anything I can do to make you feel better?"

"Can I have some water?"

"Of course."I snapped my fingers and made her a class of cold water.

"Thanks."

"Stay away from whoever took you to that bar."

"You won't have to tell me twice."

Apple Jack rose out of bed and looked at me.

"So, what are we gonna do today?"

"I believe we should go off and do what we feel like. If you want to stay here and watch TV, you can, if you want to go back to the pool, go for it, if you want go to the game room, have at it, if you want to..."

"Alright, we get it! Just please, try to be quiet!"

"Which reminds me, I still got to tell you the story about last night."

"Oh my..." Rainbow Dash, getting out of bed

"But I will tell you till your hangover goes away. Now, I am off!"

"What are going to go do?" Asked Fluttershy

"Oh, just going to have a little bit of fun. Oh, that reminds me. Apple Jack, stay with Twilight. Make sure she does not get drunk again, and if you two run into the guy who got her drunk, give him a punch in the nose for me, will ya?"

"Will do!"

"Thanks." I said walking out the door. I looked around to see what I could do.

*Thoughts*

"You know what would be really fun?"

"What would that be?"

"Causing chaos, hahaha."

"Haha, really funny Discord."

"No, I am serious. You see that guy hanging on the rail over there?"

I look over to the rail and I see a guy wearing a black jacket with sunglasses.

"He has been cheating on his girlfriend for a while now. He has been good at it to. Now its time for her to find out."

"What do you suggest I do?"

"Put some lipstick on your index and middle finger, and have some cheap perfume handy. Go over to him rub the

lipstick on his neck, and spray the perfume on the other side of his neck."

"Got it."

I applied some lipstick on my index and middle fingers, rubbed it on his neck, and sprayed the perfume on the other side of the neck. He was more confused than anything, but did not bother to see what I did. His girlfriend came over to him and immediately seen the lipstick. She slapped him right a crossed the face, then threw him in to the closest wall, then walked off.

"BAHAHAHA!" Discord laughed

"Wow, that was fun, and he got what he deserved!"

"My my, yes he did. Do you wanna go have more fun?"

"Robert: You know I do!"

We then started walking around, to see who was the next victim. I seen a girl, who was probably around sixteen and smoking.

"Hmm, she is obviously underage. How are we going to do this?"

"I will take care of this one."

I then lost all control, when she took another puff, her cigaret burnt all the way down to her lips. It burnt her, but not too bad. I then took control again.

"Well done, but please warn me next time you take control."

"Oh, my bad." He said with a sarcastic voice

"Yeah, your bad."

We started walking around, but did not see anyone else doing anything wrong. But I was so bored. I decided to have innocent fun. I walked to the cafeteria where some people eating. I seen a rather large fella, stuffing his face down in to a large plate of food. If he were to continue he would have a heart attack. I snapped my fingers and his food blew up in his face. He took it as a sign that he should probably stop eating so much.

"Hmm, saving a life, and having fun? Not bad."

"Who says saving lives cannot be fun?"

"No one that I know of."

I then went back up on the deck and seen an amateur rock band was playing. The guitarist was about to trash his guitar, I quickly used my magic and stopped it before the guitar hit the ground, I raised it back up and had the guitar smack the guitarist in the face. Just after, I heard a familiar voice.

*Talking*

"What do you think your doing?"

I turned around and seen it was Rainbow Dash

"Oh, uh, stuff n... things"

"I see that! You're letting Discord get to you! The Robert I knew would NOT hit someone with a Guitar!"

"He was about to trash his guitar!"

After a while of arguing, I noticed that we attracted a rather large amount of attention.

"Hey, um Rainbow Dash?"

"What!"

"Look around."

She did and realized that we did in fact, have a crowd.

"Uh how are we gonna get out of this one."

An idea hit me right there, like a ton of bricks.

"Thank you ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed our show: The magician, and the Girl."

Everyone then started to clap. I bowed but noticed Rainbow Dash didn't do the same, so I nudged her in the stomach with my cane, forcing her to bow.

*Whispering*

"Lets get the hell out of here."

We then went back to our room, not fast enough to draw attention, but not exactly slow either. When we got there, the room was completely empty.

*Normal talking*

"So, do you know where everyone went."

"Fluttershy went back to the pool, along with Celestia, Luna, and Rarity. Twilight, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie went to the game room. And I have no Idea where Scootaloo went, probably to the game room with Twilight, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie."

"Well, where ever she is, I hope she is okay."

"Great, now your having me worried."

"Its okay, I am sure she is just off having fun." I said giving her a hug from behind, making her more comfortable.

"I am sure your right. You never know with her."

"Later, Twilight, Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie, and Scootaloo are going to come through that door, and you will feel a rush of relief."

"I am feeling relief with you saying it."

We leaned in closer for each second, our lips got closer, and closer, then Scootaloo rose up from behind a bed, obviously she fell off the bed while she was taking a nap.

"What are you doing?" Scootaloo asked

We immediately stopped what we were about to do and pretend that we were just talking.

"Oh, nothing, nothing."

"Yeah, we were just talking, yeah, talking is the word for it, talking." I said, mumbling.

"Yeah, okay. I was just taking a nap."

"On the floor?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"I must of fell off the bed. Hey wheres everyone at? Is it just us now?"

"No, everyone else went to do their own thing."

"Yeah, and I was having a little fun when Rainbow Dash and I bumped in to each other, so we decided to come back here and relax." I said giving a fake yawn.

"That's cool, I'm going to grab some grub. See ya later." Just before she walked out the door. I stopped her.

"Hey Scoots, take this." I sad as I handed her a knife.

Use it only in case of emergencies. Like, someone trying to kidnap you emergencies. Not you have to go to the bathroom but there’s a long line emergencies. And keep it in your pocket until you have to use it..

"Wow this is cool! Thanks!" Scootaloo said as she tucked the knife in her pocket. Then walked out of the door.

"You gave her a knife!?!?"

"Relax, its jinxed. She cannot take it out of her pocket until an emergency."

"Well, I guess its a good thing."

"Yeah it is."

"Hey, listen, about a few minutes ago, before Scootaloo woke up." Said Rainbow dash

"Yeah, we should not of tried to do that. After all, I am dating Fluttershy. If she would of found out, it would break her heart."

"Yeah, were going to keep it a secret. Even though we did not make contact, we will keep it a secret."

"That would be the best thing to do."

We spent a few hours in there by ourselves. Talking about sports, hobbies, and other things (If you know what I mean), We watched a little bit of TV, played some video games, then just fell asleep. We woke up and everyone was back in the room. Including Scootaloo.

"Wake up. Your in trouble!" Said Celestia

"Five more minutes mommy." I mumbled

"WAKE UP!" Luna yelled as she flipped my bed, just enough to make me roll out of it.

"Fine, I'm up. So, what did I do?"

"You gave Scootaloo a knife?!?!" Celestia said

"Yeah, if she was going to be by herself, she might as well be able to defend herself."

"There are other ways!"

"But this is the safest."

"What is so safe about a child having a knife?!?!"

"Scootaloo, take the knife out of your pocket."

Scootaloo tried her hardest to pull the knife out of her pocket, but the harder she tried, the harder it got to pull it out.

"Okay, it can't get out of her pocket. What if she needs to defend herself."

"Watch." I held my hand out and a fire ball formed in my hand. I pretended like I was going to throw it at Scootaloo. She got scared and pulled the knife out and started swinging it at me. She got my leg pretty good. But as soon as I put my fire ball away and acted normal, the knife went back in to her pocket, even though she did not want it to. "See?"

"So, the knife can only come out when she is scared?

"No, it can only come out when she needs it, it then takes a mind of its own. See how she cut my leg?"

"Are you harmed badly?" Luna asked

"No, its just deep enough to bleed." I said as I used my magic to heal my wound.

"I am so sorry, I got scared!" Scootaloo said as she ran up and hugged me around my neck, with tears in her eyes, and I hugged her back.

"Scootaloo, I would never intentional hurt you. I gave you that knife in so you could protect yourself, and by the look of you cutting my leg, I say you did good."

"Will you be my daddy?"

Everyone in the room was stunned. They could not say anything. I gave a warm smile and said.

"How about this, when this is all over. I will see what I can do."

"I love you."

"I love you to Scootaloo."

Everyone in the room gave a long dawww.