My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

Celestia was leaning against the wall next to our room door.

"I see you found her, but why is she on your back?"

"She could not find the Library, so some guy took her to a bar and got her drunk."

Twilight got off my back and wobbled to Celestia

"Hey *hick* Sexy."

"Take her in and lay her down on her bed." Celestia said

"Got it."

I picked her up and brought her in to the room. Everyone turned to look at us.

"She's drunk." I said

"Well, what happened?" Apple Jack asked

"She could not find the Library, so some guy took her to a bar and got her drunk."

"Is there any way we can help?

"Yes, keep an eye on her. If she starts to vomit, take her to the bathroom and have her vomit in the toilet, if she needs to go to the bathroom, go in with her. If she wants a drink, give her water and tell her its vodka."

"But I can't lie to her!"

"Then someone else can do that part"

I placed her in her bed, but she immediately got up and waddled up to Rainbow Dash.

"Hello Mister *hick* Webster"

"Wha, wha, what?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Oh, this is not going to be good." I said

"You have always *hick* been with me, and you never let me *hick* down."

"Could someone help me!"

We would of but we were laughing to hard

"I love you Mister *hick* Webster"

Twilight then kissed Rainbow Dash.

"Ewwwww" Cried Scootaloo

Rainbow Dash pulled away from Twilight.

"Equestria to Twilight, I am Rainbow Dash, not a Dictionary!"

"Let me love *hick* you!"

"Quick someone give her a dictionary!" I cried out

"I uh, found one in the nightstand." Fluttershy said

"Toss it to me!"

Fluttershy handed me the dictionary, and I shoved it between Twilight and Rainbow Dash. Twilight quickly grabbed it and started kissing it.

"Wow, I knew she loved books, but this is ridiculous." Rainbow Dash said

I directed her to her bed and she fell asleep with the dictionary in her hands.