My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

I woke up the next morning and seen I was by myself. I figured Fluttershy went down for breakfast and let me sleep a while longer, so I decided that I would go and join her. But I was stopped by the Guards before I could enter the cafeteria.

"You are under arrest for the disappearance of Ponyville's Fluttershy!" Said the first Guard

"Wait what!?" I questioned

"You were the last one to see her! That makes you a prime suspect!" Said the second Guard

"This can't be! The most we did was cuddle!"

"We don't want to hear about your love life!"

"Actually, I kinda do."

"Shut up Jimmy."

They shackled me, then put some kind of ring on my horn, I guess to keep me from using magic. Then took me to the Canterlot dungeons. Lucky me, I got a cell mate named Big Bubba. I then waited for the Guards to leave. Which they did after a while.

"Now time to get out." I said to no one in particular

"Its not worth it, you'll just tire yourself out." Said Big Bubba

"Oh, yeah. What are you in for? Thievery?"

"Rape."

"... Stay on that side of the Cell."

I then tore the shackles apart, then took off the ring.

"Thank you JROTC. Next, hole in the wall."

"Yeah I think I will stay on this side of the cell."