My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

Before I could start digging, the Guards came back. I then got an Idea. I kicked the broken shackles out of the cell, to where the Guards could see them.

"Hey guys. You need a better shackle system" I said with a smug grin on my face

They then took me out of the cell to try and put new shackles on me. But before they had the chance I quickly flew out of the dungeon and out into the court yard. I looked up and seen Celestia's Tower.

"Maybe she believes I'm innocent." I said to myself

I then flew up with dozens of Guards flying behind me. I seen them and quickly flew to the ground, just before making contact I flew back up, causing them all to crash. I landed on Celestia's balcony. But the room was empty. I seen a large bag of bits on the table, and turned around. I seen a mirror in the corner of the room. I remembered the Equestria girls trailer and thought it was worth a try.

"Man, I hope Celestia forgives me."

I grabbed the bag o bits, and went in to the Mirror. When I appeared I seen 2 men with lab coats on, and they were staring at me. I felt electricity course through my body and blacked out. I woke up on a cold table and I was strapped down with leather straps., I saw a man standing over me wearing a Blue Class A uniform. I noticed he had a lot of ribbons and was wearing wearing 3 stripes on top, 3 on bottom. Holy smokes he was a Command Sergeant Major!

"Its okay. Your in safe hands. I am sorry my friends tasered you. They got startled."

"Hello Sergeant."

"So, you speak English. What is your name son?"

I was getting real tired of him speaking to me like a child. But I guess I could try and be polite

"Names Thunder Roller"

"Hello Thunder, my friends are just going to do a few test. You won't feel a thing."