Bullshit! I call bullshit! If I get my hands on that damned voice... Wait, why am I complaining? I got a second chance! Fuck yeah! I just hope I'm not a baby when I wake up. Speaking of which, when do I wake up?

Ugh, I think I have to try and wake up. But I don't want to try! Well this is getting boring anyways. Fine you win. But on one condition. I better not be a baby dammit.

Alright...

3...

2...

1...
As I opened my eyes, I saw some weird stuff. First off, I was in some hive. It was really black and had all these cocoons that were green. There were many bug like horse things that I kind o-

Oh ho ho fuck you voice.

Changelings...

Well at least i was a hu-

AHAWGHAGESGDSSDFHSADSFFFFFFSGDBHFGDSFGD!!!!!!

Well now that that's out of my system, I'm gonna go slam my head into a wall.
Yeah, I watched some mlp, so what? I got bored. It was kinda cool. Yeah whatever I'm leaving.

I got up to leave, but then I realized that I only have hooves. Which means I can't just walk on two feet. Whatever. Walking on all fours can't be that hard can it?

I got up with some difficulty and tried walking around. Yeah, not hard at all. I don't know how I was supposed to grab things but oh well. We'll burn that bridge when we cross it. As I scanned the room looking for an exit, I failed to notice the queen emerge from one entrance on an elevated platform.

"My changeling subjects!" I almost shit my metaphorical pants when she said that. Still can't believe I'm taking this so well.

"Our time is now! We will charge Canterlot and rip it to pieces! We will drain all of their love! We will siege the castle and take it as our own! And most importantly, We will take down Celestia and make sure she burns!"

Cheers in the form of buzzing erupted all around. After the cheers were over, Chrysalis spoke.
"Prepare to move! In three days, the siege begins! I have already found a place in their defenses. At noon on Thursday we reveal ourselves and take our kingdom that is rightfully ours!" More cheers, "Now go! Await my signal!"

Well joy, looks like I'm going to be in an episode. Ugh...

***Three Days Later***

So I'm going to summarize the last three days. I practiced my fighting moves, learned how to fly and transform, and stole a book on changelings. Turns out, Changelings are a result of black magic made by nightmare moon's creation. The only way to dispel that black magic is for the queen to find why she succumbed to the curse in the first place. Also, most changelings have a hive mind. I don't.

Also I decided to confront Chrysalis in the Throne room. Cause why not? Worst case scenario is I die. Best case is I solve the changeling queen's curse and get rewarded handsomely as well as get a hilltop mansion. Most likely I'm going to die.

Well now, lets cut back to the present!
I saw the shield waver, then break. I waited a few minutes and then headed towards the throne room, passing high above the mane six on my way. I found a good spot to hide and disguised myself as an injured Pegasus guard and looked in

I must have taken a while because the mane six were carried in right as I... well looked in. Although instead of what the episode portrayed, Shining Armor wasn't just standing to the side. No, he was in his own cocoon on the roof. time passed as the changelings put the mane six in their own cocoons.

Something is wrong here...
I got closer so I could hear the voices.
"Well then Celestia, it looks like I win."
"You'll pay for what you've done."
"My loyal subjects! As a first order of business, bring Celestia into the center for an execution"
WHAT!? Yeah... something is definitely wrong here.

I have a plan... maybe... I think... not really... I hope this works.

I flew to the doors and burst through them, reverting to my changeling form. Just in time too. Chrysalis stopped charging her spell and looked at me with a glare "Why do you interrupt at such a time like this?" The queen said, letting the hate flow through her words.

In changeling hive speak, I told her something along the lines of people fought back and we let some escape.
"WHAT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN NOW! THE PLAN's RUINED!" The queen shouted. She calmed down a little and said "Guards, grab the failure and bring him here. He goes first.

Well great. Now I'm gonna die. JOY. Ugh.
As I was dragged to the queen, I was brought right up to the queens face. I guess she wanted me to be terrified when I died.

"For interrupting an execution and failure to capture all ponies, I deem your charge execution. Do you have any last words?"
"Yeah! Fuck You!" and with that I headbutted the queen and shook off the changelings on my back. The changelings charged and I bashed both of them in the throat. They died instantly, as I focused my transformation magic into my ha-err hooves to strengthen them.

I turned to see the whole room shocked to see I was capable of sentient thought.
Now, Queen Chrysalis. For crimes against equestria that include leading an army to siege, kidnapping, murder, assault, and attempted murder of the princess, I command you to leave now or face death."

The shock that existed on her face was replaced with anger "Who are you to tell me, YOUR queen, what to do!"
"Names Trevor Bachs. Remember it." She charged and fired a spell which I had to roll away from. Charging forward, I dodged a multitude of spells and had to take evasive measures as to not get hit by trap spells she had lain down. She had had enough and charged at me. The rest of the room could only watch as our hooves connected with the other's faces.

We both recoiled from the blow and charged again. This time, I sidestepped and kicked her into the left wall with my back legs. Chrysalis collided with the wall. she already looked tired, not only because her victims were too shocked at what happened to fill her need for love, but because I had managed to actually punch a hole in her side. I had not gone unscathed myself. I didn't know it was that bad until the pool of blood I saw i was standing in.

I looked back up to see chrysalis had ripped my wings clean off, using my own attack against me. As the adrenaline faded, I felt the pain and immediately collapsed.

"Mwahaha, did you really think you could win?" The queen said triumphantly. Then I realized something. The energy I used to punch her with is magic. Which means... either A. changelings can use other magic or the more unlikely B. Changelings have well developed chakra systems. I tried focusing my energy into an attack like the one she did but it didn't work. All the while she was getting closer. As she closed the distance by half, I managed to get up. " I still have one trick up my metaphorical sleeve queen."

"Oh? And what would that be?" She said with growing anger and joy as she got closer. I focused energy into my hooves and hoped it would give me the speed I need. I could feel the energy too. I raised my right hoof and focused the energy into a ball. Number 1 is form. I have that. Number 2 is speed. It's growing with every minute. Number 3 is concentration and containment. I gotta use this fast because my concentration is fading , as is my power.

Again, I gained the shocked expressions of the room as I charged with speed faster than Rainbow Dash's flying. I caught the princess with the rasengan right in the chest and she went flying. Her men followed suit, leaving all the citizens and guards alone in cocoons.

I struggled to speak and had to sit down. " I can't believe I couldn't stop her before the attack. so many dead... Dammit!" I shouted. I turned to see I was surrounded by the mane six, the princesses, and Guard Captain Shining Armor. I stood up and thought of all the things that could happen to me. Fortunatley those theories were wrong.

Instead of speaking or doing anything, they bowed.

Author's Note

I forgotteted an authors note here. derp. Now watch as I as wage your anger with a derp face