I hate mondays

At first, it was just the princesses bowing. Slowly the others followed, staring at me all the while. Wait, They're staring where my wings should be. I followed their gaze to see a pair of glowing blue transparent wings. I would have tried moving them, but I felt my vision start to fade for the third time in less than a week now. And with that I slipped into unconsciousness.

As I comprehended what was going on I realized something.
1. I am a national hero.
2. I have a fully developed chakra system.
and
3. I have magic ghost wings.

While I am an all powerful hero, saving the nation as a changeling could cause political troubles and widespread panic. I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up in the forest. Wait, even if I am saved, Changeling anatomy and needs differ from ponies. Meaning either I wake up in a deadly forest, I wake up in incredible amounts of pain, or I never wake up at all.

I don't know which three I like better

Well here goes nothing. I opened my eyes to see a bare hospital room. I immediately take notice that there is no pain at all. I see that there's nobody in the room with me, just an empty room. Its not even light out right now. I read a digital clock that said Friday, 3:02 AM. No wonder. Everyone must be asleep. Well, no sense in keeping myself in bed anymore.

I got out on two hooves before realizing I was a changeling. With a sigh, I detached the heart monitor after turning it off and made my way to the door. Half way through my attempt, I tripped and fell.

As I got up, I felt no pain in my skull face thing. Yeah... probably should have read the changeling anatomy book. Well, no sense in caring right now. I really hope I had been asleep enough to heal. 'cause if not, there is going to be A LOT of pain everywhere soon.

I continued my adventure to the door, ignoring whatever red button I hit. As I got to the door, It opened up in my face. A medical cart with a nurse pushing it entered my hospital room.

That's when the pain returned and I blacked out again. Four times in one week ought to be bad for your health.*cough* That's what she said *cough*
***************six hours later******************

I awoke from my strange dream consisting of Trilby from the Chzo mythos games and Luna in a french maid costume fighting Lady Chiyo and Tyrant from The Void. What is wrong with me?

Anyways, I woke up in my hospital room to see the princesses and the mane six. The mane six were Idly chatting while Luna and Celestia were in a heated debate over something. 'Guardian' and 'Prophecy' were used often. "Isn't it beautiful?" a voice said." In here." I definitely heard that. " I intended that. I believe I haven't properly introduced myself." In my mind, I said "I don't believe we have. Care to enlighten me?"

"My name is Life. I am the one who sent you here. I was created to make and preserve life. However, In the MANY years I have been alive, I have grown emotionally unstable."

"Your point?"

"My point is that I brought you here to be the guardian the prophecies I made up spoke of." Life said in a slightly annoyed tone.

"...oh... This is quite the pill to swallow y'know?"

"Just try not to break down in front of the nice people, ok?"

"...Fine."

"Ok! See you later!" Life said in an energetic tone, rivaling that of the pink pony currently bouncing in my view.
Well, time to make my awaken state known.

And what better way to do that then to detach the heart monitor. Should I? I don't know... nah. How 'bout I just shout yo what's up? Hrm.............................

Oh! I got i-

"HI!"

"AHH!" I screamed. In the manliest way possible of course. Dammit Pinkie... Thwartin' my plans.
Everyone looked over with a mix of shock and confusion at to what was going on.
"Pinkie!" Twilight said in a rather annoyed tone.
"What? I was just saying hi!"
Celestia cleared her throat, and pointed to the door. All of the ponies besides the princesses left. After that, Celestia cast a spell on the door.

"Now that we have some privacy..." Celestia turned to looked at me. "The way I see it... Trevor I believe?" I nodded. "Anyways, the way I see it is that you have three options, and we have to hurry. The delegates will be here soon." still listening I nodded for her to continue. " Either we bring you before the delegates to see what they think..." yeah... fuck that " We hide you and pin this on a guard, although thats probably going to be the hardest option. The rumor is already spreading like wildfire..." ugh... let me guess mind. the third option is "...or the least desirable option is we kill you."

Called IT! Suck it brain! "Well princess, option two and three are dangerous and less desirable than the first. The first is definitely not going to be a cakewalk, but I have an idea..." and if it doesn't work you could be putting the country in political turmoil... Oh well, Fuck it. " ...Why don't you all convene and decide on a task that is both dangerous and only someone who would be either extremely loyal or brave..." Stupid or insane more like " And thus proving my worth!"

"That is... incredibly stupid..." Luna spoke " But it just might work."

" I will alert the delegates of the idea and return for you shortly Trevor. Come Luna."

"Thank you princess Celestia." I said

"Please, just call me Celestia."
And that's how I ended up here, an hour later in front of some ancient tomb to go look for some kind of sun diamond.
... Time to get my Skyrim on