new life new... WTF!!!!!

“Just great, I just got the news that I'm going to have the opportunity of a lifetime, I’m leaving to Equestria, land of the colorful pony’s of Ponyvile one of the more pacific (most of the time) places to live. But first I have to wake up, again.”  I said in my mind.

“well my friend that would not be necessary” someone said behind me.

I turn around to see the same group of creatures standing in front of me. In that group were Warren an ex-god of war he was a dragon of small size (Unlike most of the wild dragons) he wore a red and black armor and you could see a battle axe at one side of his hips and a sword at the other. Then we have Hoofbeat he wore a white robe with red lines at the end, he has a laurel crown which was a symbol of nature and prosperity. The there were Starnight and Sunnbeam each have a very long hair and each have a crown/tiara at their heads, they wore fancy medieval stile clothes. Then I took notice of Eris she didn’t had any clothes but somehow I couldn’t see any trace of reproductive organs and she had a pair of earring.

“WERE AM I I!!!” I yelled at them.

Starnight look at me whit a small smile and say’s “That’s easy we are in your mind young human, we are in what I call a “Dream Bubble”, it’s practically a place inside of your mind that allow you to control everything around you, here it’s going to be more easy to talk”

“Or do other things hihihi” Eris say’s with lust in her voice.

“ERIS!!!!” All of us shout at her at the same time.

“You know very well that that’s a foolish idea” Starnight says whit an annoying voice. Nad then everyone was shouting and I was getting annoyed.

“OK that’s it. SHUT UP!!!!” And the last words escape my mouth the sound that they produce was loud enough to shut them up. “Wow how did I do that?”

“Well is actually very simple, we are in a “Dream Bubble” your Dream Bubble to be precise so anything that you want or think, it will happen” he explains.

“Yeah it’s a confusing place because if you think of something weird it will appear” says Warren.

“Well I'm still waiting for the explanation of what are you guys doing not only in my world but in my house.” I said whit a combination of anger and confusion in my voice.

“You know what I’m sick of this chatting session so I'm just going to say it” Warren says with an irritated voice

“we need you boy, we’ve been looking on your world someone who knows as much of mythology and weapons both ancient and modern to help our world. Our home world Terra it’s starting a dark age bandits and rebels of every nation of our world. We’ve look to the best soldier and they know nothing compared to what you have in that little head of yours and as an extra you have qualities  that no one have.” He said with a serious but worried tone. “You have the spirit of the ancient warrior. Every time we check on a human we do a spell that let us see his family tree, yours go to every corner of the world from the Vikings lands to ancient Greece, and if that wasn’t enough you have a mind as creative as Eris but with all the crazy part”

“HEY!!!!” I heard Eris shout to warren.

“We want to take you to our world because the only ones that know this are Celestia, Luna and Discord and the only one that’s trying to warm the ponies from Equestria it’s discord and no one pays him attention. In other word *we** need you, equestria needs you, our whole world needs you boy will you do it will you come with us to our world and help us pleaaaaase”* he said whit the last word sounding more like desperation and fear than anything else.

“You know what I'm sick of this world. My world it’s a chaos everyone hates each other because a cultural difference, I'm even no longer proud to be called a Venezuelan, you want to heard the reasons they are very simple: first in the streets I can be killed for a bit of cash or something like that. Second our government it’s so corrupt that it even fuck their own government parties even more, and lastly I'm sick of the people of now day’s and that’s including me everyone talks about helping the poor, giving food to the hungry and all that cattery and no one does nothing, I'm done whit it. You want me to go to your world? Very well I'm going whit you guys” I said whit anger and determination in my voice.

“Well that’s good to hear my friend, it would be a pleasure to see how would you result after the body adapter spellHoofbeat says with a really warm smile on his face.

“YAY I'm going to have a new friend” Eris says with her girly voice.

“Umm guys can we get to the normal world please my head it’s starting to hurt” I said while I star felling a small but sharp pain in both sides of my head. And then I feel a force pulling me out.

Back to the normal world….

“nnnngh my head it’s killing me” I said while waking up.

“Sorry, it’s the side effect of dream walking spell if I use it on more than one pony”  Starnight said while standing next to me. But there was something different I was no longer in my house I was in some sort of a destroyed palace in the middle of the woods.

“Emm guys were in the name of all the gods that had been in the history of humanity am I” I said to them using all my power to not freak out.

“Well duh we are at the everfree castle inside of the everfree forest” said Eris with innocence in her voice.

A loud slap could be heard as not only me but Hoofbeat, Warren, Starnight and Sunnbeam bring our hands to our foreheads.

“I think that’s obvious Eris what I meant was WHY are we here” I said with anger in my voice.

“Well at the moment that you said you will come with us I thought that you were ready to come so I teleport us here” Eris said with a small smile on her face . I then notice that she already know of the mistake she had done but as this was what I wanted I didn’t push the subject.

“Well I did ask for this to happen so let’s do whatever we need to do” I said whit a small smile on my face.

The ex-gods and goddess look at me with surprise until Starnight said “that’s good to hear. Now what are we about to do is really simple we are going to use a spell that will transform your body to the one you would have if you were born in this world, it may hurt a little so prepare yourself.

“Now please step in to the circle” he said while pointing to the circle in the middle of the room

“Now this might hurt a bit so be prepared” I heard Hoofbeat say before shooting the first light beam towards me.

Then I start feeling weird no good but weird. Another beam of light was shot toward me and this one feels hot but it didn’t burn. Another one was shot and it feels cold on my back. Two more were shot but this tow were really painful I could see Sunnbeam saying something to the others but it’s seems that it’s too late to reverse the spell. And then I felt it. My head started to hurt allot, so as my back actually my whole body started to hurt A LOT!!!!.

“aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP THIS SHIT HURTS” I was in pain like nothing I ever felt but suddenly with the pain came a tingling that it actually felt really good. ***“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA THE PAIN IS GOING AWAY THE POWER STAY NATURE AND TECHNOLOGY IN ONE WILL LIVE UNTIL TIME IT’S SELF COME TO PEACK”* With the last words out of my mouth I was once again in the darkness.

END OF CHAPTER 2