The Adventures of Tracy Cage And The Never Ending Ride Vol.1

After raping all the aliens, the clerk, Moot, and shitting on Bateman she arrives in p0nyville. She is approached by a orange earth p0ny named Applejack.

Applejack begins to make sweet sweet sweet love to tracy and sticks it in her ass

Applejack was in reality Chris Chan

Then he pokes her butt

And what come after is how sausages is made

She shit with the force of a thousand sun being drowned in the tears of the /v/irgin and say "now that what i call shitposting"

then

RAPE

While drowning in the shit, she cried

“I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!”

The shit proceeded to turn into something, holy shit it looks almost human, its gonna say something

"TRIXIE IS BEST PONY YOU NIGGER ARE POSTING IN A SPIDERMAN ANUS"

Turns out it's some website admin, but Tracy slit his throat.

Also, she sees a nigger who gives her a pastry

She starts reading my little dashie and claimed to be best book then she could hear some people dying

then proceeds to masturbate over the book while buttering some toast

The book reminded her of Twilight, so goes to a school and proceed to murder some teen girls.

Suddenly earthquake ,fucking gaben rolling to her

Gaben says in a voice that destroys trees and shatters water and turn bread into scorpions

“Rainbow Smash is the worst pony”

Suddenly discord come here and " the chaos will be 20%cooler forever"

Gaben then proceeded to roll off knocking over three trees.

3 trees=Half Life 3 confirmed

Tracy wandered about Equestria looking for a gate to the human world where she could

murder as many humans as possible.

Somepony (hahuhuehuehue i said somepony) told her that there's a certain mare who happens to know alot about the human world who lives in a pineapple inside my asshole so she went over the bridge and through the woods to this bitch's house hoping that this long as walk was worth it.

She kicks down the door and throws the knife across the room approximately at the speed of light obliterating half of the house. two ponies lay on the bed mid fuk an da mint coloured one is all "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Tracy: "I'm trying to get to the human world and somepony (i say somepony in everyday conversation because it accents my fedora) told me that you're the mare to see about something like that." ?: "IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING YOU DUMB BITCH LOOK AT MY CANDY ASS (because bon bons lel) GIRLFRIEND HERE SHES FUCKING TERRIFIED GET TEH FUK OUT OR ILL BASH YE EAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM" TRACY: "Oh is that what was going on here~?"

Lyra: "YEAH...can you like please go? we were almost done. I'll try to help you after that." Tracy: "fuck fine. i'm gonna go get my knife. if you aren't done by the time I get back I'm just gonna kill the both of you."

Queue sexy lesbian pony sex. Tracy walks down to the river where her knife landed but there was a bear so she disemboweled it with her bare hooves, picked up the knife and walked back to pineapple. Lyra: OH BONBON! just as lyra climaxes, Tracy gets back and throws the entirety of the bear's entrails on Lyra.

Tracy: "Ahahaha! Now this looks like some fucking guro ass shit!" Bon Bon throws up, closes her eyes and weeps quietly. Lyra: "oh my fucking celestia what the fucking fuckdoyouwantijustcamewithabearontopofme.

Tracy: "Your name is Lyra right? Somepony told me you know about getting to the human world." Lyra: "its impossible. even if I knew where the portal was it would be impossible to get in without enough magical energy." Tracy: "I may know someone who can help with that. do you have an idea of where the portal is? if you help me...i'll take you there"

Lyra's eyes lit up. She hopped out of bed, grabbed a few things from a desk and said "alright. lets do it." Tracy and lyra started on their way back to town as bon bon remained sobbing quietly because shes a huge bitch.

Bon-Bon's assmad was so large, that she hired The Great and Powerful Trixie to sooth some of her Rectum Ravaged.

And then she decided she'd like to eat a banana. Or maybe an orange.

So she said "To hell with it" and shoved both up her ass.

As she did this, rainbow lights came out of a nearby mirror, while Bon-Bon's moans of ultimate fruity pleasure© echoed through the room.

Indeed, this was the portal to the human world.

Tracy walked up to the portal and inspected it. She turned her plot towards it, and shot the orange and banana out of her donut hole.

It shot through the portal.

Then She said "NIGGER!"