The Adventures of Tracy Cage And The Never Ending Ride Vol.1

Tracy walks through the portal into the human world. She appears in a room that smells like Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

In front of her was a man, unshaven and smelling like Mountain Dew and Cheetos, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora.

"This is my gf Tracy ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL she's trying to seduce me again lol xD"

Bateman popped out of the portal and told them both to check em

She picked up the banana and threw it at him.

Bateman dodged the banana and told them to check these trips.

Hi, i missed the beginning. too many posts to catch up on. OP, can you tell me what is basically going on?

Basically, Tracy appeared in a brony's room and he smells like cheetos and mountain dew.

Bateman shows up and says check dubs, tracy throws banana, bateman dodges and says check dubs.

She looked at his post number with a smirk. "Those are singles, bitch."

Ms. Cage picked up her knife and approached Bateman. "Time to die, fucker."

The brony in the room lel'd and said, "Tracy you are so fucking edgy. I love that about you grill"

Tracy notices that brony and bateman have erections.

Tracy notices this is likely because she is dripping wet herself.

Tracy starts hoofing herself

Bateman and brony make out...

Tracy decides this is boring. There isn't enough gore.

Tracy stars hoofing herself with her knife. Blood gushes everywhere.

Brony is also a vampire wannabe

Brony starts drinking the gory vaginal non-period blood, although there might be some in there

Brony orgasms all over the blood

The red and white mixture starts to turn blue becuz this is murica

Bateman disappointed in the lack of dubs leaves through the portal back to equestria

There he becomes a pony and gets rich by selling dubs and subs accessories, even though no p0ny knows what the fuck those are.

Tracy approaches the brony with a knife in her hoof and backs him into a corner.

He keeps fapping anyways.

"Wow, Tracy. You're so much hotter than in my fan fiction"

She stubs her hoof on the edge of the brony's dresser and yells

"OH BOB SAGET!"

Meanwhile at Batman's...

"Alfred! What the fuck is this shit?"

"I thought you told me to change the channel to something more suitable for a mature viewer like yourself, sir."

"Dammit Alfred, I just wanted to watch football!"

The Brony turns to his FlutterShy Tulpa and begins to introduce her to Tracy.

Tracy proceeds to stab the shit out of the brony

He chuckles and looks up and down an invisible pony. He turns to Tracy. "This is my Tulpa, FlutterShy. Say hi."

Tracy grimaces and rubs her hoof.

"WHY THANK YOU FLUTTERSHY, I THINK YOU LOOK FABULOUS"

Suddenly, the tulpa materializes into a real pony!

Tracy stabs the fuck out of the FlutterShy tupla, embarrassed at the brony for even owning such an abomination

Tracy and Fluttershy begin to make out

Tracy continues to stab him while Fluttershy yells, "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my face? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tulpas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

After she stabs it repeatedly, and it is barely hanging on to life.

"I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over. with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you"

the fluttertulpa gives an "eep", but it was too much for her, so she finally died of tulpabloodloss syndrome.

Tracy licks the blood off of her hooves and sits down at the computer in the room. She

sniffs the green soda bottle. "Fucking gross."

She hits it across the room, where it spills near the portal. She shrugs and looks at the computer.

"oh Tracy u so randum xDD epin win", the brony says.

Tracy takes a seat next to brony, starts drinking out of the "Gross" mountainpiss bottle. She clearly likes it. Brony even more aroused, and a new tulpa appears from his horrid mind. A rainbow dash one this time

She turns towards him with rage in her eyes. She sits on his face and rides out an orgasm before stabbing him one last time.

With a sigh of relief, she mumbles, "sent ;^)"

All of sudden, the brony turns into a black and red OC alicorn overlord. Then he turns back to normal because he realized it was pretty shitty.

"AHA!" He proclaims, "THAT'S what I was missing!"

He turns back into the black and red OC alicorn overlord, this time with a broken horn, a fedora, and a pinstripe vest.

"Perfect."

Then out of nowhere a wild Faust appears.

She proceeds to give the brony an epic beating.

She instructs Tracy to chop the brony into little pieces with her knife.

They must do this so the brony may not regenerate.

Tracy does as she's told only to discover the brony is actually made of living spaghetti.

As she tries to cut through the spaghetti, the spaghetti wraps around her arm, absorbing her.

Tracy slowly but surely is being absorbed into the spaghetti.

Little humanoid meatballs come rushing down the stairs, as Tracy is lying on the floor, most of her body turned into pasta.

The humanoid meatballs form a circle around Tracy, who can't move.

Faust proclaims: "Oh my god, they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me!"

Faust decides to get the fuck out of there.

Faust leaves, then Purple tinker comes in and blurts out that being a transexual, or whatever the fuck he is, is normal, etc. He is making it clear that he is a transexual, just so that you're aware. But incase you did not hear. He is a transexual. Or she. Fuck, Purple Tinker can't even make up his mind.

Or.. her mind.

xis/xer?

Fuck this is all too confusing.

Now entirely made out of spaghetti, Tracy reaches towards Purple Tinker.

Purple tinker slowly backs to the wall saying you shouldn't hit a girl.. or wait.. a Boy? Shit,

her head is spinning from this paradox.

Tracy grabs hold of Tinker's leg, absorbing him, er... them...

Sigh.

Purple Tinker is made into pasta, too.

Tracy begins to eat the spaghetti. With this house being empty now, she decides to walk to the local walmart to look at disgust at the official Pone merch.