The Adventures of Tracy Cage And The Never Ending Ride Vol.1

Tracy walks back into the portal back into the p0ny world because the human world sucks and the goal of raping every nor/mlp/erson in the ass doesn't leave the writefags anything to work with for book 2

When she arrives Bateman tells her to check em

Then tracy stabs him

With an axe. It splits his head in two.

She licks his brain juice like a cat, purring in satisfaction, but notices a large onion-shaped shadow looming behind her

"Aye, yeh shouldn't have done that, lass . . .

Tracy turns around and starts licking Shrek saying he tastes like onions

Tracy slits Shreks throat and proceeds to anally rape Donkey

An entire book dedicated to shitposting is a terrible idea. Shitposting for the lulz is still shitposting and will not even come close to the already mediocre quality of the DD books.

Also, dubs posts are still against the rules.

Well, when I am already here... I can't resist.

Tracy shows Bateman her perfect business card. It even has fresh neckbeard blood.

And some neckbear blood as well

It was ogre too soon

Donkey starts squirming with increasing intensity before bursting into a million maggots which crawl into Tracy's urethra.

The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herself. Suddenly the mighty lord Bookfag came, bumped the thread and told everyone to hurry up and finish the story. He also ate out Tracy's crusty arsehole

Bookfag has a Blossomforth tulpa that joined in the fun

No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.

Now revitalized by the power of a clean butthole, She thanks the donkey and they go their separate ways. If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you. You know I still love you, though we touched and went our separate ways.

Using her newfound strength, she used sight beyond sight to see she was surrounded by the souls of tulpas raped and murdered by their psychotic faggot tulpamancers, ravenous and ready to rape every hole she has. To battle this threat, she had to do the unthinkable, something so crazy it shocked even she: she had to make a tulpa.

Dildoing herself at the speed of sound with a can of Bawls, she generated her own personal tulpa: a plasma rifle with truck nuts hanging off the barrel. The zombie tulpas screamed in fear.

"HE GOING TO KILL US"

She responded.

"Might makes light!"

Unleashing her hot payload on the waves of imaginary undead as her tulpa made that fucking awesome PRAAAAAAAWPRAWWWWW sound that you're a faggot if you don't love, she proved to everyone once and for all she's a fucking idiot because she could have made a BFG but didn't. But she's our idiot, our sexy, sexy idiot and we love her.

She stood tall amongst the invisible bodies, her body covered by a shadow while her rifle smokes profusely. That nigger really needs to quit, he's been on probation for years because of it.

"...And I feel RAPEY."

All this death gave her mad girl-wood. Cunt dripping as she walked wherever the wind took her, she needed to find something to fuck and kill, not necessarily in that order.

She is waylaid on her journey. It's the Dread Pirate Roberts!

THE SMELL OF DICKS ENGULF THE ENTIRE ROOM, MAKING IT VERY HARD TO RESIST MASTURBATING.

THEN OUT OF FUCKNG NOWHERE A MUTANT PENIS EATS TRACY

Tiny streams of white liquid spurt out of the shadows, occasionally spattering Tracy and The Dread Pirate Roberts, both of whom are also masturbating.

"I'm gonna cum first!" Tracy moans

"Drat, I have built up a tolerance to sexual stimulation after so many steamy nights with my crew!" say Dread Pirate Roberts.

Tracy sprays Roberts in the face, and her cum goes directly into his mouth.

He falls backward and flails about, gurgling as cum bubbles out of his mouth. He rolls into a nearby puddle of semen, and splashes around. Moments later he is still; lying face down in the puddle of cum.

The Dread Pirate Roberts is dead! Tracy succeeds him as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.