Cheerilee the prankster

It was a day in Ponyville, it wasn't awesome day, it was pretty normal, unlike in most stories where it's raining or sunny as hell at the beginning, what's up with that? Any way it was a normal day and Ponyville Cheerilee was at the school house waiting for all her kids to show up and brainwash them with "important" things like math and science, nerds. When all the children sat and stared at the front of the class, Cheerilee got up from her chair to start teaching.

"Hello my little victi- I mean ponies, today we're going to learn how to properly cook crystal meth!"

Applebloom raised her hand "Miss Cheerilee, why do we need to learn how to cook crystal meth?"
Cheerilee stared at Applebloom angrily

"Well you dumb bitch, my rent is late cause your little fuck face forgot your lunch and I had to pay a dollar to get your stupid ass a damn cracker! You're not black, you can't eat white people!"

Applebloom quickly shut her mouth.
"Now my little ponies, you need to get cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye, next you nee-" Cheerilee was cut off, the door opened and a new student came running threw the door.

"Sorry I'm late miss Cheerilee."

"It's okay Thunder-Fag, I'll just have to sell your kidney on the Russian Black market as a punishment." As Thunder-Fag sat down, he quickly yelped in pain, and fell off his chair.

"Miss Cheerilee, as a prank Diamond Tiara and Silver Spooning put a thumbtack on my seat as a prank!" Cheerilee looked at Thunder-Fag in confusion, "What is a.... prank?"

"Well miss Cheerilee, a prank is a mischievous trick you pull on someone, we do it for fun all the time!"

Cheerilee jumped for joy when she realized she can do mischievous stuff on ponies and not get in trouble. She ran up to Thunder-Fag and punched him in the face

"HAHA I PRANKED YOU!" she then ran up to Applebloom and hit her with a chair, once Applebloom was on the ground crying, Cheerilee continued to beat Applebloom with the chair, after a few moments Applebloom cried out
"Stop hitting me with a chair!"

"Alright Applebloom, I won't hit you with a chair."

As Applebloom started to get up, miss Cheerilee picked up Scootaloo by her mane and threw her at Applebloom.
Scootaloo was thrown so hard that she hit Applebloom in her vagina and sucked inside of Applebloom, Applebloom exploded because fuck logic. Cheerilee ran outside and lite the school on fire, coincidentally, a cute puppy, a nun, some parents considering donating to charity, and 50 orphans were in the school at the time and all died. Cheerilee then went into the streets searching for more ponies to prank.
In her search Cheerilee found Derpy Hooves trying desperately to save another pony's life.

"Hey Derpy!" Cheerilee yelled from the other side of the road.
"Try not to kill the pony! Haha."

Then Cheerilee looked at the dying pony and said "Haha, you're gonna die. Can I fuck your children when your dead? Cause i'm going to, regardless." and with that she ran off.

Derpy was upset at this because she planned on fucking those children. Derpy took out a bunny and threw it at Cheerilee.

Fluttershy flew over Cheerilee and saved bunny, as she was starting to insert the bunny inside of her anus, she saw Cheerilee. Cheerilee leaped over to Fluttershy and ate the bunny.

"Trololol, I killed a bunny!" Fluttershy was angry.

"Holy hot dicks from hell, listen Cheerilee, I'm going to take over Equestria! I'm gonna rule the living shit out of this land, and when I do, I will order some faggot to shove a watermelon down your throat, and then call you a llama!"

And with that, Fluttershy left and set off to Twilight Sparkle's library to blackmail Twilight to help her become the new ruler of Equestria.

"Twilight you anus toucher, get your purple ass down here!" Fluttershy yelled at the foyer of Twilight Sparkle's home.

"Fluttershy! that language is quite vulgar, say you're sorry for saying that then write a friendship report."

"No, fuck yo gay ass friendship report, what is this? Candyland, everyone is as happy as a fat guy at Mcdonalds, no this is
the real world! So I'm taking over it and overthrow Celesita and you're gonna help me!"

Fluttershy trotted over to Twilight Sparkle and made a sign for her to pack her stuff and go, what would that even look like? What would hand sign to represent get your stuff and go even look like? Anyways Twilight was all

"Make me."

And Fluttershy had her inner 9 year old girl in her and said "I don't have your recipe."

And they went on for awhile. Eventually Fluttershy said

"If you don't do it i'm gonna tell everyone your real name is Faggot Mcgee of Faggotry faggot faggy fag of faggot, the fourth." (I'm so mature)

Twilight Sparkle agreed and they sent off to find Applejack because not only is she best pony, but also because she is awesome and they need her cause she has apples.

"Hey Applejack! come with us take over Equestria!"

Applejack ran down the stairs "Hoo wee, and reason to not spend another moment with my family, and I get out of taking Granny Smith to the hospital!" Bye Granny Smith, you're gonna die!"

Fluttershy was pleased Applejack was willing to come. So now they set off to Rainbow Dash. They entered Ponyville and it was in complete mayhem. Cheerilee and her pranks were getting out of control! There were dead ponies everywhere, buildings on fire, and whole bunch of other shit that was pretty kickass, there was even this one building on fire that looked like a dude holding a guitar, well a pony dude not a human dude cause there are no human dudes in Equestria.

"LOOK OUT!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she crashed in the group, causing a sonic rainboom and killed some innocent bystander.

"Rape and dash! I..I mean Rainbow Dash, what are you doing! Just because Ponyville is in mayhem doesn't mean you can't keep the fucking sky clear for one day! I would rape you right now if I had an apple!" Fluttershy said to Rainbow Dash

Applejack ran up to Fluttershy "My name has apple in it, some I'm an apple, you can use me!"

"No fuck you analjack." said Fluttershy.

"Rainbow Dash, you are gonna help us take over Equestria." said Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash agreed, and soon they went off to collect the Pinkie Pie and Rarity. Some really awesome stuff happened, you should've been there cause it was so awesome that I don't know how to describe it and put it in this fiction, but yeah it was pretty cool. It included your favorite restaurant, your favorite pony and all that other stuff you like.

Now that all the ponies have been rounded up, they sent off to Canerlot to overthrow Princess Celestia.