Fluttershy's quest

As the 6 ponies walked to Canterlot, many pondered on their current situation, half of Ponyville was destroyed by Cheerilee and her fucking kickass pranks that killed hundreds, how Fluttershy was determined to kill Princess Celestia. At that thought Twilight Sparkle quickly spoke

"Fluttershy?" Twilight asked

"Yeah, lamp molester?"

"Do you plan on killing Celestia?"

"Of course!" Fluttershy exclaimed.

"Well, Fluttershy you see Celestia is our god, she is the Princess of our land, she rules us! It wouldn't be smart to kill her! Why would you attempt that?" Twilight said furiously

"For a pony that's really smart and reads a lot and can get lots of numbers to make other numbers, you don't know shit abide royalty do you?"

"What do you mean, Fluttershy?" Rarity asked getting sexually aroused at the tougher of royalty.

"Well, Princess Celestia is a princess not a queen. She doesn't rule us the king and queen do, like what the fuck, how is there a princess without a king or queen? If you looked inside a bulls anus there would be no shit because all the bull shit is in this kingdom. That's another reason why I'm gonna take over it, got it bitches?"

The ponies all nodded in agreement, as they were walking they noticed some very tall grass.
"Holi sheet I got a gud idea!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
"Let's go into the tall grass!" Applejack ran to the tall grass because she is the best fucking pony, once in all the other followed because Applejack is the greatest pony. As they were trotting in the grass they got lost.

"Celestia dammit! were lost!" Fluttershy yelled.
Twilight Sparkle looked at Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy! Don't use Celestia's name like that, she is our god, she rules us!" Twilight yelled

"Well fuck you Twilight Sparkle, or should I say Faggot Mcgee of Faggotry faggot faggy fag of faggot, the fourth! HAHAa I revealed your true name infront of our stupid ass friends."

"Fuck you Fluttershy, I told you not to tell them that was my real name!"

"To late bitch as motha fucka!"

As Twilight was about to say the greatest comeback of all time, a wild Dildo, I mean Diglet appeared!

"Ah fuck bitch." Rarity said, "I didin't bring my Pokemon!"

Rainbow Dash swooped down cause she's a pegasus that's why and threw a pokeball at the Diglet

"Stereotypical Black Man I choose you!" Rainbow Dash threw the pokeball and out came a black man.

"Givve mee yo chicken nuggets dawg" the black man said.

"Stereotypical Black Man use blunt wrap!" Rainbow snapped

"420 BLAZE IT BRAH!" the black man said, he then took out a giant blunt wrap and wrapped Diglet with it, he then set it on fire and proceeded to smoke the wild pokemon. The Diglet fainted.

The black man then went on top of Rarity and said

"Yo white beetch, give me some watermelons! Ah NED SOME GRAPE JUICE BRAH!" he yelled.
Luckily Applejack came running with a whip and yelled

"YOU NIGGER, GET BACK TO MY ORCHARDS!" she whipped him multiple times, then Applejack looked at Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow, how many times do ah have to tell ya, stop putting my niggers in your pokeballs!" Rainbow Dash apologized.

The ponies exited the tall grass and started at disbelief at what they saw.

"It's the biggest dildo I have ever seen!" Pinkie Pie said

"Fuck you Pinkie Pie, that's the Canterlot castle you dumb ass birch ass mother fucking bitch ass nigger of niggery fagot."

(I may be immature for typing this, but you're the one that laughed. And if you didn't some other guy did, cause he doesn't get butthurt easily, also im assuming it's a guy because I don't know, now fuck off and keep reading the "story"!)

They entered the castle and were both assaulted and sexually assaulted by the Royal Guards.

"Hey what the fuck!" Fluttershy yelled.

Fluttershy kicked the Royal Guard in his big pony dick, he yelped in pain. Applejack punched her assaulter in the jaw. Pinkie Pie was kissing her attacker until Rainbow Dash threw her attacker on Pinkie pie, and Rarity and Twilight Sparkle killed theri attackers by sticking their horns threw the attackers heart.

"What the fuck was that?" Fluttershy yelled.

"It was a sexual ambush!" Twilight Sparkle responded "Celestia taught me she orders her Royal Guards to do that whenever she is planning something big! We need to get to her now!"

The ponies ran having a few more encounters with the Horny Royal Guard. The ponies were soon face to face to a giant door.

"This is it, this is the door." Twilight said

The ponies tried to open the door but it was locked!

"What the fuck our we supposed to do now?!" Fluttershy exclaimed.

"Well" Rarity said "We can always break it open!"

As the ponies were about to break the door open, a rocket flew from the other side and blew the door open, the ponies dove for cover. Celestia came running out of the room, running.

"She's gonna kill me and take over the kingdom!" Celestia yelled. The Royal Guard appeared out of fucking nowhere to save the Princess, but bullets came flying by killing them all. Celestia kept on running. Once Celestia was out of sight and the ponies collected themselves they looked at each other.

"What was that all about?" Rainbow Dash asked?

"Maybe Celestia's orgy went wrong?" Twilight said

"Well darlings, let's find out." Rarity said.

The ponies looked inside the big hole in the wall where the door once was, and peeked inside.

They gasped in awe from what they saw.

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Nah i'm just fucking with ya, that would suck so much wouldn't it? Feel lucky I didn't do that though.

What they saw, well, it wasn't a what they saw, it was who they saw. The ponies saw Derpy Hooves, reloading a rocket launcher.

Derpy looked up and saw them. "Come on fuckers, today I was supposed to kill Celestia and fuck shit up, I just finished fucking shit up, so let's go kill a Princess."

"What's going on?" Fluttershy asked

"You heard me, were killing Celestia, you wanted to do, so did I, were doing it together! Come on!"

"Hang on a minute!" Twilight Sparkle said "Im going to save princess Celestia!"

"I am to!" Rarirty said.

Derpy Hooves pulled a mini uzi out of her ass and said "You help her, I kill you! Now let's get movin it's time to start shootin!"

Twilight Sparkle and Rariy decided to stay and they ran off after Celestia. While running threw the castles corridors the ponies ran into Twilight Sparkles brother.

"Twily! What are you doing here?!" Shinning Armor asked.

"I'm here to kill the Princess, where is she!?" Twilight yelled.

"She is in her chambers, but I'm gonna tell the guards what you're up to and you gonna die! bey bye bitches!"

Then Shinning Armour turned into a banana and flew away.

"You heard him, though we don't know which way they will be coming from!" said Fluttershy while pointing at the 3 different corridors. "Twilight, Rarity, you girls take the one on the left, Derpy you take the middle, the rest of us will go to the right! Move out faggots!"

Right before Derpy Left, she put cocaine on Rainbow Dashes ass and snorted it.

"YEAH!" then she flew off.

Twilight and Rarity made it first because Twilight knew where she was going, as the got in they found out Celestia wasn't in her chamber. As they were about to leave they heard an alarm and heard the Royal Guards approach. They were afraid but Derpy Hooves showed up. :3

"Alrighty." Derpy said. "I got good news and bad news, the good news is, is that the Royal Guards surrounded us and-"

"How is that good?" Twilight Sparkled exclaimed.

"I wasn't finished! The Royal Guards surrounded us and I found a secret way out of here."

"Whats the bad news?" Rarity asked.

"I AM the bad news!" Derpy yelled, she then puled out her Uzis and shot Twilight Sparkle and Rairty.

"Thats what you get bitch, I'm gonna kill Celestia no one else is! Now off to kill your other friends!"

Derpy ran out of the room and flew over the Guards that were outside the door, she took a grenade out of her mane and threw it at them, as she landed on the ground they turned around and raised their weapons, only to explode a second later.

"I always knew that Royal Guards had an explosive personality."

"Derpy thank god we found you, we found out that Celestia has escaped to the Crystal Empire!" Fluttershy said.

"Alright, you girls go ahead.... I'll be right behind you." Derpy said with a smirk. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Applejack set off to the train station so they can go to the Crystal Empire while Derpy Hooves flew off on her own.